dnalounge update

DNA Lounge update, wherein pugilistic farmers play with small plastic robots.
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Here's a video with the shower scenes from Hitchcock's Psycho and Van Sant's shot-for-shot re-shoot of it transparently overlayed on each other. (I never sat all the way through the Van Sant version, because, wow, what a total waste of time.)
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Current Music: Munk -- Androgyn ♬

today in sexbot news

Ananova says that some guy made a RealDoll with internal heaters and a fake heart. They say it's on sale already, but I can't find any other reference to this that doesn't point back there, so this may be a pack of lies. No pictures, as per usual.

The Germanic Engrish on the site is pretty fine reading, too:

"She has been adapted anatomically to the male member and allows by his design a multiplicity of fantastic positions. She can be placed precisely on the significant zones, surfaces thus in contact are massed... In the position of the rider, it moves around the nipple to stimulate it slowly."

"She sees, certainly like an evil conspicuous, but she distinguishes the forms, can recognize a person or an object and can learn how to be seized some for your greater pleasure. The object of its attention moves, she follows her eyes until get. That is realizable because of the last developments of the electronics-optics and the software of recognition and memorizings of forms."

Also, this:


(full version)

Update 2: At last! A quadruple-amputee RealDoll! If only she had a removable glass eye...

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Kundalini wants his hand back.

Mad Max fans' convoy ends with arrests
SAN ANTONIO -- Eleven "Mad Max" fans were arrested after alarming motorists as they made their way to a movie marathon in a theatrical convoy in which they surrounded a tanker truck armed with fake machine guns.

As the group was headed to San Antonio from nearby Boerne Saturday morning, police received several calls from motorists who reported a "militia" surrounding a tanker truck, a police report states.

Police charged nine people with obstruction of a highway and two others with possession of prohibited knives in addition to obstruction of a highway.

One of the organizers of the convoy, Chris Fenner, said the arrests were unfair. He said he didn't know why anyone would have confused the costumed crew recreating a scene from "Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior" -- set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland -- with a real threat.

About 25 people participated in the convoy and more than twice that number were expected to attend the movie marathon, which was canceled after the arrests.



Some stuff I've read recently:

Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore:

    Predictably hilarious. Christopher Moore has yet to disappoint. This is the story of Jesus's childhood, and answers the important theological question, "What if Jesus knew Kung Fu?"

The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror by Christopher Moore:

    Also awesome. An inept angel tries to grant a child's Christmas wish and ends up unleashing an army of the undead, to be fended off by (among others) a stoner Sheriff and his schizophrenic ex-B-movie scream-queen girlfriend.

Camouflage by Joe Haldeman:

    I liked this book a lot. It's a story about an immortal shape-shifting amnesiac alien who crashed on earth a million years before Humanity existed, who eventually works its way up the food chain and starts trying to be a person. It's a really interesting story, kind of an inside-out take on the Turing Test. It's a pretty short book, and I wish it was longer. The parts where the alien is trying to learn to fit in could have done with a Stephenson level of longwindedness; I wanted to hear a lot more about that. Still, good book.

Guardian by Joe Haldeman:

    Entertaining, but not terribly memorable. It's only barely science fiction at all; mostly it's a very episodic story of a woman travelling across country to join the Gold Rush shortly after the Civil War.

The Coming by Joe Haldeman:

    A story of the politics leading up to a first-contact in a near-future even-more-corrupt and fundamentalist Florida. It's kind of depressing. In the way newspapers are depressing.

Schild's Ladder by Greg Egan:

    This is about an artificially-created black hole (sorta) that starts swallowing the universe, and a bunch of scientists trying to figure it out. It's one of the most boring books I've read in a long time. Mostly it's just exposition from the author about a theory of physics where everything is running on top of a "Life"-like cellular automaton, and we're all made up of glider guns or something. I don't know enough about quantum physics to know which parts of this he just made up, and really, I didn't care.

    There is no characterization to speak of, and all of the players are emotionless, condescending godlike immortals with multiple redundant backups, so it's impossible for any of them to ever be in any kind of danger. It was amazingly boring (but thankfully, wasn't very long).

    I picked this up because I thought I remembered liking Egan's Permutation City, but then I later realized that I had hated Permutation City, and had just confused it with Circuit of Heaven by Dennis Danvers (which I liked a lot).

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dnalounge update

DNA Lounge update, wherein the tagger rant is presented once more.

so rich and fragrant

US 4,320,756

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when furries dress as humans, part 2

(see also.)

From drtenge, who has filled my Web Horror quotient for the month at least. Don't click. Really.

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An Audioblogging Manifesto

Maciej Ceglowski has some wise words.
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