Today in Headless Bondage Corpse-Fucking News: "For complete sexual intercourse. From with the front and it is easy to hold from with rear, position of the waist is decided, can insert simply. You use the waist while it is thinking, lunge extremely, receive easily. It is largest advantage of the beads make compound cushion. In practicality, you compare with the existing Dutch wife and do not become the thing. Please finish while it is the piston, the pushing, rolling and the thinking."
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OMFG NSFW WTF
hehe
One ticket for the non-groping train please?
OMG! I want one!
i'd like to see something like this including narration from the existing text on the home shopping network.
The text sounds like Katamari Damacy: "And now to Earth, yes? For the rolling and the pushing and the lunging? Earth sure is full of pistons!"
That was the most awesome thing I have read. It was like a cold bucket of awesome was thrown in my face.
Now, THAT was the most awesome thing *I* have read. It too, was, as you so eloquently put it, "...like a cold bucket of awesome was thrown in my face".
You have broken my brain.
come on, where the fuck is the head. you can't very well get "head" without a "head". my models incomplete, I want a refund.
It's called an esophagus, duh.
aaaahh, for true fans of the deep-throat I see.
to add to jwz: http://www.sexylosers.com/047.html
I'm reminded of this picture:
And so a slogan is born
The headless product is weird
The demure little salesgirl in the pictures is freaky.
I think she's just resigned to her fate.
You've seen the ones with the strap-on right?
"The lip for フェラ and the vagina for insertion were attached on the both ends."
think how clean the real ones would be if they were removable.
They're removable, but they're never the same when you try to put them back.
"lunge extremely, receive easily"- words to live by
Not only is there the requisite schoolgirl model, there is also just the legless torso version.
Ugh. I feel dirty now.
Nice to see they also provide helpful how-to diagrams.
I can only imagine what that text might say.
The one I find more creepy though is the last one on that page. First is the fact that it's still in the box. Then I can't tell if it's surrounded by packing material or whether it's supposed to be a wedding dress. And I can't make up my mind which would be more insidious.
Kinda similar to RealDoll
Except that this makes realdoll look like the height of class and art.
Ergh!
I would have thought that after doing a degree in their evil, soul-destroying language, Japan would have lost its ability to shock me.
I stand corrected.
(VERY glad I ever access my LJ at work now. I really wouldn't want to explain this one of my boss =P)
My God--I really do love Japanese people.
"Lunge extremely" needs to be a band, and "the pushing, the rolling and the thinking" needs to be their first album.
There is a soft-core version too:
I've thought it was related somehow. Now I understand.
that is so incredibly sad.
Oh my god. I am stunned.
So soft and squishy yet perverse at the same time.
"There are more things under heaven and earth...."
ooooo, an upgrade for the dna's mannequins?
nice.
As with electronic technology and cars, the Japanese have done a better job with inflatable dolls than the Americans.