I have no joke here, I just like saying "Chocolate Facial". "Chocolate facial: A patron at '32 Montorgueil' rests after receiving a Phytochoc facial, a chocolate-based beauty treatment to smooth away early wrinkles. (AFP/Joel Robine)"
Chocolate Facial
I have no joke here, I just like saying "Chocolate Facial".
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mmmmmmm chocolate!
Somewhere, somehow, Augustus Gloop is beating off right now.
hahahaha
Or maybe this is the .... by-product of such action.
If only we could find a biosynthetic pathway for milk chocolate, we could bio-engineer a master race of chocolate cummers. I'm sure the porn industry is working on it as we speak.
Well g-d bless them and here's to hoping they succeed.
Better fucking through biochemistry.
I imagine a chocolate facial would be more popular than the kind that doesn't taste as good.
There's a day spa in Hersey, PA where they'll give you a chocolate BATH. (Along with the chocolate facial, chocolate pedicure, chocolate manicure, etc., etc.)
That is quite possibly the only thing Hershey chocolate is good for.
chocolate high colonic?
Looks to me like someone indulged their mud-butt fetish...
There's an Al Jolson joke in there somewhere...
Egan >:p
Who gets to lick it off? ;)
Oh, I remember chocolate facials. I used to get them all the time when I was a little kid. I'm surprised it took this long for them to catch on.
http://www.hersheypa.com/accommodations/the_spa_at_hotel_hershey/spa_treatments/baths.html
Sadly, they do not offer a syrup wrestling treatment
Maybe that's why my sons have such supple skin.
Do you mind if we dance wiff yo dates?
It's like a dirty sanchez gone way too far