"Chocolate facial: A patron at '32 Montorgueil' rests after receiving a Phytochoc facial, a chocolate-based beauty treatment to smooth away early wrinkles. (AFP/Joel Robine)"
"Use some-other-news-site.com instead, it does pretty much the same thing as what Yahoo News Photos does, but it has real URLs."
Because, you know, that's what I thought I asked.
But you know what else I didn't expect?
I didn't expect Yahoo to actually fix it the next day!