But it does not hold a candle to these shredders!
As you may recall, I had a bad shredder experience last year. After that, I bought a Xerox XRX-15X shredder, which worked pretty good for a a while -- I could shred unsolicited credit cards without even opening the glossy envelope! But eventually it started making terrifying CLUNK-CLUNK CLUNK-CLUNK noises, and finally stopped working entirely. I opened it up to find that it had actually sheared half the teeth off of one of the 3"x1/2" steel gears. Pretty impressive. Now I have an EPS-1501X, which seems to be faster and quieter, as well as higher capacity.
Current Music: Skinny Puppy -- Nature's Revenge ♬