and finally stopped working entirely. I opened it up to find that it had actually sheared half the teeth off of one of the 3"x1/2" steel gears. Pretty impressive. Now I have an EPS-1501X, which seems to be faster and quieter, as well as higher capacity. But it does not hold a candle to these shredders!
Whole computers. Steel drums. Washing machine. Refrigerator. Couch.
But what do you do with unneeded shredders?
Shred them in bigger shredders. Infinity wins.
Now there's a movie to watch...
Ahhh, those are PEOPLE shredders.
yeah how long until a clip of an industrial accident with one of those babies gets leaked, eh? ouch.
Only if used according to government guidelines.
One f Hussein's cronies (his step/haf-brother?) used one of these things for killing infidels.
http://www.brightcoop.com/livehaul/c_e-z_catch.htm
Between those shredder videos and that chicken scooper, I am either going to have some serious nightmares tonight, or have had a very successful brain enema. I'm not sure which.
i *need* one of those shreaders...
although i suppose that if i had one, i would not have very many posessions or furnature for very much longer...
*furniture
bad grammar.
man... i think i need to revoke my posting rights for the day...
probably have no residence, either.
But hey, at least i wouldn't have any enemies anymore either...
I had the pleasure of using a large industrial shredder similar to one of these during a summer job when I was in college. The sound was absolutely phenomenal in volume. If you turned up one of those flash movies to eleven and held your ear to the speaker, that's about what it sounded like when I had in foam earplugs and was wearing a set of runway worker-type hearing protectors.
The place was an injection-molding factory that made PVC and ABS plastic pipe fittings, and I spent months feeding melted and deformed pieces into the gaping maw of this thing. It had a sort of chute made of steel on it so you couldn't actually see the grinding wheels, but that was fine by me, because I didn't want shards of plastic whipping back at me at near terminal velocity. The biggest pieces we had were 4" pipe fittings that were a Y-shape with four outlets, a thing about as big as your head that you could drive a truck over without even flexing or cracking the plastic, and it easily turned it into dust without pausing.
The other thing worth noting is that when we had huge melted slags of plastic from when a mold broke or something, I had to saw them into two or three pieces with a bandsaw in order to get them into the chute. The guy who worked there right before me cut off some of his fingers on the bandsaw, and when I reported in for my first day of work, the first thing I noticed was that the entire area under, next to, and above the bandsaw was covered with dried blood. Now that builds morale.
It worries me that after the demonstration of medical waste being shreadded, the person runs his hands through the waste to show just how finely it's been processed.
well, shreading things also sterilizes them too; don't forget that.
Uhh....? heh. What?
By the way, it seems that Jarvis Products have posted videos of most products. See?
that's really freaking disturbing.
What the heck is this one all about? It sure doesn't look "stimulating."
If I remember right, it causes the muscles to spasm, draining more blood. Note the weird trough beneath the device...
What disturbs me is that I know somebody, somewhere is going to be aroused by this.
Not aroused, but strangely fascinated.
How much do you want to bet that that big thing in the red bag was someone's dead cat?
I want one, no no no. I NEED ONE!
This could solve all my problems.
Wow, it doesn't even seem all that menacing at first, looking fairly slow and non-sharp, until OH GOD IT'S GOT MY TIE.
Forget steel drums, I like the video of concrete in a steel drum!
couch. Good god, for a moment there I thought it read crotch...
"What an interesting smell you've discovered."
schöne Maschine ich liebe Dich
Oh, to be rich with a big backyard.
What a fu%$# waste to schred old computers...
HP has a large recycling facility in Roseville (Sacremento), with a wicked industrial shredder. I beleive you can get a tour.
I wish my company had a motto as good as "Watch it shred!"
When I saw the shredder eating the steel drums, my mind immediately leapt to the end of Poltergeist, where the house collapses into the portal.