Today in Crack Monkey News

The Trial of Robert Blake:
Earlier in the trial, a professor from the University of California, Los Angeles, testified as an expert witness about the psychotropic effects of cocaine. He said that he had smoked crack cocaine himself and sat in a cage with monkeys to teach them how to smoke cocaine as well.

17 Responses:

  1. loosechanj says:

    Where would I be without you to distill the very best of the world wide web for me?

  2. ajaxxx says:

    aah, the joys of tenure.

  3. dossy says:

    Wow, that really puts new meaning to the term "crack monkey" doesn't it.

  4. bifrosty2k says:

    See! I knew it!

  5. And that just goes to prove my theory:

    Monkeys love crack.

  6. xenogram says:

    Obviously I'm in the wrong line of work. I should have stuck with Psychology at University.

  7. down8 says:

    And ppl wonder why we dislike fUCLA.

    Fight on,

  8. xed_geek says:

    I wonder how he worded his proposal to get funding for this.

  9. quercus says:

    It's the old "We can do Drugs because we're Middle Class" theme. Read Leonad Cohen's novels (the The Favourite Game) or anything by Will Self.

  10. treptoplax says:

    It's been a good month in Monkey News. Chimp maulings, crack-smoking monkeys, gorilla sexual harrassment, and Bubbles the Chimp as a possible character witness in the Michael Jackson trial

  11. bebopmonkey says:

    man, i want that fucker's job!

  12. usufructer says:

    Were you ever on the Crackmonkey list with the VA Linux goons?