Earlier in the trial, a professor from the University of California, Los Angeles, testified as an expert witness about the psychotropic effects of cocaine. He said that he had smoked crack cocaine himself and sat in a cage with monkeys to teach them how to smoke cocaine as well.
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WHAT
aah, the joys of tenure.
Wow, that really puts new meaning to the term "crack monkey" doesn't it.
Where do you think it came from eh?
See! I knew it!
And that just goes to prove my theory:
Monkeys love crack.
http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2005-01/cp-mpp012705.php
And also porn. They're like little people who don't have to wear pants.
Obviously I'm in the wrong line of work. I should have stuck with Psychology at University.
And ppl wonder why we dislike fUCLA.
Fight on,
-bZj
You're so cool.
That's what my mom tells me.
-bZj
I wonder how he worded his proposal to get funding for this.
It's the old "We can do Drugs because we're Middle Class" theme. Read Leonad Cohen's novels (the The Favourite Game) or anything by Will Self.
It's been a good month in Monkey News. Chimp maulings, crack-smoking monkeys, gorilla sexual harrassment, and Bubbles the Chimp as a possible character witness in the Michael Jackson trial
man, i want that fucker's job!
Were you ever on the Crackmonkey list with the VA Linux goons?