37 Responses:

1. weev says:

   15 years ago at 3:59 am

   I for some reason feel disturbed admitting to myself that I'd hit that. Really hard.

   • bonniegrrl says:

     15 years ago at 4:01 am

     yeah i'd snog her.
     Even if i did get gross facepaint all over me.

     She needs to be a bit more Supersized.
     Too scrawny.

     • relaxing says:

       15 years ago at 4:07 am

       Her asian features stuck me as odd (turns out she's Filipino.)
       Does that make me racist, to subconsciously want my American corporate icons to look American?

       In any case, the photo of her curled up on the Ronald statue's arm is disturbing on so many levels.

       • injector says:

         15 years ago at 4:11 am

         I was surprised too. I mean I expect something like this from Japan, but the Philippines?

         • chronovore says:

           15 years ago at 11:03 am

           Yeah, the Japanese "Ronald" is Japanese, so it always surprises me to see him in the commercials.

         • jmibanez says:

           15 years ago at 12:57 pm

           I'm from the Philippines, and although we don't get to the level of weirdness in Japan, we can really get weird down here. Trust me. (For one thing, the macarena was already old here when it hit the US way back when.)

       • jotunheim says:

         15 years ago at 3:20 pm

         At least she's not as weird as that Filipino human butcher lady.
         

         

         Pix of human parts. (Warning)

     • korgmeister says:

       15 years ago at 1:17 pm

       I'd have to concur with bonniegrrl and weev on that.
       Glad it's not just me =P

   • bdu says:

     15 years ago at 4:07 am

     Yeah, I was just appending "...and totally hot" to JWZ's post.

   • loosechanj says:

     15 years ago at 10:39 am

     I think that's what make it so disturbing.

   • tfofurn says:

     15 years ago at 1:47 pm

     To me, she occasionally looks like Rachael Ray. I have no compunctions about admitting that I'd be all over Rachael in a heartbeat. And then I freak out because the curl of the lips that makes her look like RR is the makeup.

2. rasp_utin says:

   15 years ago at 4:09 am

   It hurts the brain.

   http://www.slaveindvstries.net/prop/prop_suffer.jpg

   Still, I'd be interested if marauding packs of little people dressed as Fry Guys started terrorizing cities around the globe. It'd be like Aphex Twin's "come to daddy" video, only with more calories.

   • relaxing says:

     15 years ago at 4:12 am

     ...and the alien at the end would be the Hamburglar!

3. relaxing says:

   15 years ago at 4:11 am

   In the journal of the Cheetos-bath chick there was a guy asking for pictures of her eating a McDonald's hamburger. So I guess there is a niche for this sort of thing.

4. fantasygoat says:

   15 years ago at 4:11 am

   If by "upsetting" you mean "totally hot".

   • kalimdor_wilson says:

     15 years ago at 4:20 am

     *snorpth*

     Great. Another failure in my vow of "no more coffee sprayed into keyboard".

   • zonereyrie says:

     15 years ago at 6:13 am

     Yeah - it is kind of scary, but I think she's probably frighteningly cute under that greasepaint, but even with it, she's still hot. And I have mad respect for someone who does weird shit in public like that.

   • valacosa says:

     15 years ago at 1:47 am

     I too agree with your hotness assertion. I don't know what those people were so weirded out by up there...

5. ravi says:

   15 years ago at 4:23 am

   Juicy Hamburgers, anyone?.

6. myasma says:

   15 years ago at 4:33 am

   that cute little smile just melts my heart, leaving a shiny puddle of cholesterol.

7. deyo says:

   15 years ago at 4:39 am

   

   • weev says:

     15 years ago at 5:01 am

     icon response

     • srattus says:

       15 years ago at 6:01 am

       haha. did you make an icon from that faceless baby?

       noice!

       • weev says:

         15 years ago at 10:24 am

         why yes i did

   • baconmonkey says:

     15 years ago at 3:05 pm

     http://andrewteman.org/blog/index.php?p=39

8. ascheblau says:

   15 years ago at 6:11 am

   Christ, give her some food!

9. goosehammer says:

   15 years ago at 7:08 am

   

   • kalimdor_wilson says:

     15 years ago at 7:50 am

     AIEEEEE!!!

   • samiamrex says:

     15 years ago at 12:03 pm

     eeewww! hey lady, you need to give some warning next time, with a pic of that caliber.

     laugh!

   • chronovore says:

     15 years ago at 1:35 pm

     Thanks for dredging that one up. I saw it on Kottke's remaindered bits, and had /almost/ managed to put it out of my mind... Meanie.

10. fulguritus says:

    15 years ago at 1:43 pm

    how is that hot filipina woman upsetting you in her cute little getup?

    • nelc says:

      15 years ago at 2:48 am

      jwz's got clown-phobia. Normally he can handle it, but when it's a hot chick -- a hot, filipina chick -- the combination of fear and attraction has him mentally circling like a moth around a candle flame.

      ...just my guess....

      • fulguritus says:

        15 years ago at 7:17 am

        clown phobia eh?
        well i have a really hot clown picture. really hot girl in rope bondage that just happens to have clown makeup and a yellow betty page type wig.
        if he wants to see it, i'll post it...

        • nelc says:

          15 years ago at 7:50 am

          Well, I think I should screen it first....

          • fulguritus says:

            15 years ago at 8:40 am

            who couldn't love this clown?
            

            • nelc says:

              15 years ago at 1:31 am

              So that's what those missing pictures on Ms. McDonald's site are about....

              • fulguritus says:

                15 years ago at 7:38 am

                hahaha! i wouldn't refuse them.