bad monkey. no butter.

Semenly Inappropriate
"In an item cleverly headed Butter Be Startin' Somethin', the British website Popbitch says that when Michael Jackson's hanging with his special little friends, he refers to semen as 'duck butter.' (Maybe that's 'Duck! Butter!')"
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6 Responses:

  1. d1663m says:

    First time I read that I thought it said "DIck Butter". My second thought was "no way!" so I read it again. Whew! No wait... that's still nasty.

  2. fantasygoat says:

    My question is, why is semen coming up in a conversation with kids in the first place?

  3. recursive says:

    I really shouldn't check LJ while eating.

  4. giles says:

    Since ducks don't lactate, presumably he must be going with more of a ground-up-substance concept, like apple butter or peanut butter. So technically he's referring to semen as cock patè. I can't figure out the duck connection, unless it's something to do with comparing the sound of one to the method of manufacture of the other, i.e. "wack, wack".

  5. eltouristo says:

    Which begs the question - are the children encouraged to wash Michael's "Duck Butter" down with some "Jesus Juice"?