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This man is thinking impure
thoughts about Warren Ellis:

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24 Responses:

  1. edlang says:

    I'm really quite worried about the person who posed for that mannequin.

  2. alektraunic says:

    it's all about the customer galleries

  3. superflow says:

    Die, Jamie.

    -- W

  4. j_b says:

    "What's a dance belt?" department

    • gths says:

      Is that Spandex Eric Raymond?

      • jwz says:

        Yes, Bizarro Raymond him am wrote famous essay entitled "Catheter and the Brassiere."

    • icis_machine says:

      thank you. if you can spend that much money on a skin tight costume like that, dance belt must become part of your vocabulary.

  5. baconmonkey says:

    whoa, you cut your hair!

    • zuvembi says:

      Somehow I just think that these are apropos for the whole topic.

    • rosefox says:

      Congratulations, my fiancè just looked over my shoulder at those pictures and screamed "AAAA MY EYES!" loud enough to be heard in the next county.

  6. azul_ros says:

    Mr. Jazz Hands looks like a real freak!!! Heh!!

    What's up with the laid back open legs picture? Ugh!!!

  7. caroline_blind says:

    I'm no stranger to men in Lycra, somehow always managing to be in some bicycling circles..
    It starts with all that Lance Armstrong/ tour de france bicycling gear...then, when you just can't get enough lycra...you turn into these guys.
    Whatever. More men than women can fly the lycra, anyhow, so yay for the fit men who do....the rest...well...maybe they should stay indoors with the women who look horrible in it.

  8. caroline_blind says:

    Oooooh!
    The BODY BAG!!
    Can we get some of these?!?!?!?
    http://www.spandexman.com/FullSizeImages/fssm304-a.jpg

  9. rosefox says:

    Everything in your journal should just automatically be crossposted to <LJ COMM=wtf_inc>.

  10. zapevaj says:

    Oh, good christ: this customer looks like Jonathan.