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16 Responses:

  1. arpad says:

    Modern luddites :)

    I wonder how it happened that mall replaced factory as a civilization symbol...

  2. gregv says:

    I think more disturbing was the discovery of "The O'Reilly Factor for Kids".

    • gregv says:

      Reminds me of this. You can never start your indoctrination too early.

      (and no, I wouldn't feed them lefty stuff either. Let kids be fucking kids.)

      • livejournalsux says:

        I called up my 6 year old adopted out nephew the other day, and among other things he said to me, "Do you know who is a liar and doesn't know Jesus?... John Kerry."

        Regardless of the politics, thats not right.

      • cmdrmoocow says:

        I can't decide if it's sarcasticly funny (scary) or real (scarier)...

  3. mechajudas says:

    This has brightened my day in ways that I can't describe. Thank you for that.

  4. naturalborn says:

    Smash the state, man!

  5. gutbloom says:

    I find the violent fire setting part as objectionable as most of you, but the last part of the "instructions" show people without clothes. I'm all for that. I'd like there to be more nudity in the world... but maybe not the guy distributing the flyers... or any of the people in the mall, now that I think about it.

  6. captain18 says:

    It's like State Of Emergency meets ready.gov!

  7. coralscars says:

    teehee~!

  8. ex_sjc says:

    Was his name Robert Paulsen?

  9. ciphergoth says:

    In this post-technological future, men will no longer have penises?