16 Responses:

1. arpad says:

   16 years ago at 3:57 pm

   Modern luddites :)

   I wonder how it happened that mall replaced factory as a civilization symbol...

2. gregv says:

   16 years ago at 4:19 pm

   I think more disturbing was the discovery of "The O'Reilly Factor for Kids".

   • gregv says:

     16 years ago at 4:23 pm

     Reminds me of this. You can never start your indoctrination too early.

     (and no, I wouldn't feed them lefty stuff either. Let kids be fucking kids.)

     • livejournalsux says:

       16 years ago at 5:26 pm

       I called up my 6 year old adopted out nephew the other day, and among other things he said to me, "Do you know who is a liar and doesn't know Jesus?... John Kerry."

       Regardless of the politics, thats not right.

       • martling says:

         16 years ago at 5:06 am

         That is indeed seriously fucked up.

     • cmdrmoocow says:

       16 years ago at 9:55 pm

       I can't decide if it's sarcasticly funny (scary) or real (scarier)...

3. mechajudas says:

   16 years ago at 4:40 pm

   This has brightened my day in ways that I can't describe. Thank you for that.

4. naturalborn says:

   16 years ago at 6:03 pm

   Smash the state, man!

   • transgress says:

     16 years ago at 10:41 pm

     s/state/established order of things/g

5. gutbloom says:

   16 years ago at 6:29 pm

   I find the violent fire setting part as objectionable as most of you, but the last part of the "instructions" show people without clothes. I'm all for that. I'd like there to be more nudity in the world... but maybe not the guy distributing the flyers... or any of the people in the mall, now that I think about it.

   • taffer says:

     16 years ago at 9:59 am

     I dunno, it's pretty cold here... there will be shrinkage.

6. captain18 says:

   16 years ago at 8:15 pm

   It's like State Of Emergency meets ready.gov!

7. coralscars says:

   16 years ago at 10:28 pm

   teehee~!

8. ex_sjc says:

   16 years ago at 11:39 pm

   Was his name Robert Paulsen?

9. ciphergoth says:

   16 years ago at 12:18 am

   In this post-technological future, men will no longer have penises?

   • capo_mojo says:

     16 years ago at 6:01 am

     Yes, we will all be Genesis P. Orridge.