They would destroy us all if they could:
it looks like a thousand vaginas!
That's no vagina, it's a space station!
Who would want to eat a bird THAT UGLY?
Their breasts make up for a lot.
If I had a dime for every time I heard that...
You see, turkeys attempt to lay all the hotties they can before thanksgiving comes around.
This is the result.
Horrific syphilis of the face.
The turkey bears a disturbing similarity to Cthulhu.
I was just going to say, "That is what I call Lovecraftian horror"
(Lovecraft's lesser known sequel to the Shambler from the Stars...)
I thought that was the start and the end of the point.
Jesus christ that's disgusting. I'm even a vegetarian and I give my blessings to eat those things.Bad vegetarian! BAD!
This is what god did with all the spare scrotums.
recently carus_erus posted a wishlist. one of his wishes was for all his friends-list to flirt with him on the same day. on weds, dec 1st let's all go post a flirt or complimentary comment on his most recent post.
i am notifying everybody on his friends list.....let's make this happen for him!
please screen or delete this comment ASAP so he won't see it and spoil the surprise!