What's the worst thing about the new JFK assassination simulation game?

    Every time you win, you get shot to death by Jack Ruby   368   40.8%
    No multi-player mode, unlike the real version   351   39.0%
    High scorer lists are immediately classified for some reason   96   10.7%
    Cursor keeps going back and to the left when it shouldn't   86   9.5%

3 Responses:

  1. ajshepherd says:

    I'm waiting for the Grassy Knoll mod.

  2. whumpdotcom says:

    You forgot that annoying bit where Jack Valenti comes on and talks about how "Jack Kennedy was a saint," then he threatens to sue the game's creators for copyright violations.

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