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Woman Devouered by Triply Periodic Minimal Shoggoth:

The inflatable goat with a thousand young is now available for the low low price of only $4700. Act now, the stars are right.

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9 Responses:

  1. cmdrmoocow says:

    What, exactly, is it?

  2. tdj says:

    I see angles which cannot be!

  3. colubra says:

    Had I known then what I know now, I would never have opened my browser to navigate to the unfathomable menace of <lj user="jwz">'s blog. Even now, I can hear in my mind the faint, distant squeaking of an inflated form rubbing against itself, and I fear that the creature comes closer with every passing heartbeat. But before it comes, I will set out to lay down my experience in cold black and white, reassuring ink on paper...

  4. psymbiotic says:

    "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."

    Egan >:D

  5. ammonoid says:

    For some reason I'm getting flashbacks to the colossal colon. If they're going to make something like that they should make it have a slide inside or a bouncy dome or something else semi-useful.

    I mean you can buy klein bottle drinking mugs.

  6. aliasrob says:

    Looks more like Yog Sothoth to me.

  7. leolo says:

    I'd get me one of those were I rich and had I a large enough living room to put it in.

    What? You can't climb it? Blower noise: 57dBA??

    OK, forget it.

  8. genogold says:

    She would be screaming in horror... if she truly knew what was occuring. However... it would appear that the magnificent creature has put her in some sort of mind-numbing daze, or is perhaps torturing her brain itself in some sort of other dimention. Perhaps the sheer horror of it all has turned her into a vegetable. I hope I never know.