| jwz: | I do so love baiting furries |
| kiad: | oh? do you have a url for me to laugh at? |
| jwz: | the cameron post on my lj |
| kiad: | *lauadadhas* |
| you are going to hell | |
| jwz: | I am? |
| kiad: | well, if he's right, and he really is decended from a long line of wolf gods. then yes. |
| jwz: | what's the furry word for "antisemetic"? |
| kiad: | you know, I'm rather pleased that I don't have any idea. |
| jwz: | is "trekkiebashing" a hate crime? |
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| kiad: | well- I guess it depends on if you think this is voluntary of involuntary retardation or malformation. |
| s/of/or | |
| I mean, do you laugh at people with cerebral palsey? (I sometimes do, but I feel bad about it) | |
| jwz: | sometimes I feel bad about it, but not usually |
| kiad: | I like to think they really do have something profoundly broken. |
| jwz: | all humor derives from the suffering of others |
| kiad: | I don't know. I was thinking about making out with someone on a huge whiteboard while figuring out my math homework |
| and this made me laugh | |
| maybe it was my own suffering, however. | |
| jwz: | I have no response to that |
| kiad: | hahaha |
| so- yeah | |
| you are oppressing him | |
| he has a little fur covered belief system | |
| jwz: | I totally want to be oppressed! |
| kiad: | and jews have their little hat covered old book thumping belief system |
| jwz: | what can I accuse people of oppressing me for? |
| kiad: | hmm. see, you are hard to oppress, because you won't back things with beliefs. |
| this makes you a pain in the ass. | |
| you have values and opinions, but, they are based in shadenfreud. and no one can argue with the appeal there. | |
| hmm. I guess you could be oppressed for living in a country with an oppressive dictator. | |
| jwz: | they hate me for my scientific method! |
| kiad: | yes. |
| they do | |
| jwz: | that's been done, though |
| kiad: | so do I. |
| they essentially hate you for hating them | |
| I like how he said he's always respected you | |
| jwz: | hmmmm |
| kiad: | although he knows you laugh at furries |
| seems kinda weird to me | |
| jwz: | "don't hate me just because I think you're a dumbass!" |
| kiad: | hmm |
| you wouldn't say that, though. | |
| "your hate for me makes me laugh harder at you" | |
| jwz: | right, I'd be all, "go ahead and hate me, just don't talk to me about it" |
| kiad: | you'd probably say that. |
| heh | |
| I guess your taste in music could be laughed at. | |
| but, it really isn't very funny | |
| jwz: | well, some of it is |
| kiad: | hahah |
| jwz: | I do own truly what-was-I-thinking numbers of lords of acid releases |
| kiad: | maybe you just dont' offer people enough opportunities to laugh at you |
| hey. I just discovered lords of acid. | |
| they did a robot song | |
| so um. thats the one song I know! | |
| jwz: | perhaps I don't. how do you recommend I make an ass of myself? |
| kiad: | hahha |
| no wonder I hate you | |
| well, you'd have to be irrational, and brag about it. | |
| or be histronic about something. | |
| you should pick a day to be totally irrational and baseless in every way | |
| and just not fact-check, and allow every brief fantasy to be accepted as a true belief | |
| then you'll be laughable, just like everyone else | |
| if only for a day | |
| jwz: | but I never fact check! |
| kiad: | you are such a liar |
| jwz: | well, not often |
| kiad: | I sent you that IQ and voting tally |
| jwz: | mostly I pick things for maximal "funny" not maximal "true" |
| kiad: | and you totally sent me a url telling me it was false |
| loser | |
| you ruined the funny factor | |
| jwz: | well I didn't go *looking* for that, I had just *seen* it already |
| kiad: | bah |
| jwz: | yeah, you should totally hate me for that |
| kiad: | well, you didn't have to ruin it for me |
| cause then I had to ruin it for everyone else | |
| and within moments, NO ONE BELIEVED IT | |
| no thanks to you. | |
| well | |
| except the furries. | |
| they still believe. | |
| hmm | |
| this is an arctic wolf with blue eyes and a navel piercing. | |
| interested in computers and BDSM | |
| hows your visual picture? | |
| jwz: | what, I can't hear you, I'm scrubbing out my brain with a wire brush |
| kiad: | wow. you have awesome fans |
| actually | |
| HA HA | |
| your fans are probably the worst ever | |
| what kind of a LOSER attracts fans like that | |
| at least mine send me jewelry | |
| and break into my house to do my laundry | |
| jwz: | warren ellis's fans are worse |
| kiad: | heh |
| jwz: | but I'll bet more of them show him their tits |
| kiad: | I bet so |
| but, I bet he doesn't mind that much | |
| jwz: | wait, laundry? huh? |
| I think I should post this log now | |
| kiad: | you better not |
| jwz: | HAH! |
| will you hate me? | |
| kiad: | I can't decide |
| why are you going to post it? | |
| to laugh at me or the conversation? | |
| jwz: | because I think it's funny! |
| kiad: | hahah |
| you can't decide what you are laughing at! | |
| jwz: | perhaps I will post it friends only so that furboy doesn't think it's all about him |
| kiad: | hahaha |
| what an ego boost that would be for him | |
| you know- it would only serve to rally the troops | |
| jwz: | which troops? I get troops now? cool! |
| kiad: | which would be interesting in its own right |
| nono. | |
| the furrykin troops! | |
| you dont' have jwzish troops | |
| hmm. you know. somehow, it seems more wrong to be a plushie fan as opposed to a furry fan. | |
| I don't know why- but masturbating on a pound puppy seems so much more wrong than having sex with a human in a dog costume. | |
| jwz: | tough call. |
| kiad: | you see what I mean though, right? |
| jwz: | I'm not so sure |
| kiad: | I mean, at least with the latter, you probably know it is a human, you are just playing around. |
| but with the first, you are either getting off on the fact that it is a deadish animal like thing, or that it is an actual animal. | |
| actually | |
| I have no idea why they do it | |
| and even trying to intellectualise it is skeeving me out. | |
| "is it the stuffing? the fur? The little pointy ears? the tail? oh god my brain is calling out to my wolf mother! Aroo! Aroo!" |
