OKLAHOMA CITY - The Republican Senate candidate in Oklahoma warns of "rampant" lesbianism in some schools in the state in a tape released Monday by his Democratic opponent.
In the tape released by the campaign of Brad Carson, the Democratic candidate, Coburn says a campaign worker from Coalgate told him that "lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that's happened to us?"
The comment came at a town hall meeting in Hugo on Aug. 31 and was taped by a Democratic campaign worker.
Oklahoma, where the lesbians come sweepin' down the plain
GOP Senate Candidate Warns of Lesbianism
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omgomg *hyperventilation*
In other news, the sale of X10 hidden video cameras in southeast Oklahoma has gone through the roof.
It's been 14 years since Governor Clinton left Arkansas (bordering Oklahoma on the southeast) for the campaign trail, presidency, and Harlem. We are seeing the effects of an entire generation of teenage girls growing up away from his womanizing influence!
Clearly we need to legislate this somehow. I suppose the obvious solution is to ban girls from attending school. Otherwise THE TERRORISTS WIN!
"Think about that issue."
"No, really, please, think about teen lesbians making out in high school bathrooms, I know I do all the time..."
Was that a small quake just now, or did a huge portion of the bay area population just run to Oklahoma to get some?
OH FUCKING HELL YEAH!
::zoom::
Is statutory rape more or less illegal if it's also homosexual?
1) Varies by state, not sure about Oklahoma.
2) There are always some high school seniors over 18. :)
down here in Australia, our foresightful legislators gave us (again varying from state to state),
1/ an age of consent for Heterosexuals of 16
2/ an age of consent for homosexual males of 21, and
3/ no age of consent for homosexual females.
They just didn't think it could happen. (Or just didn't think, take your pick...)
Bloody ridiculous.
Gotta love Queen Victoria for not being able to work out how two women could possibly have sex.
http://www.ageofconsent.com/
I took a law class (circa 1991) at Oklahoma State University and once bothered to look up all state laws relating to, well, sex mostly:
In Oklahoma, only missionary sex between a man and woman is legal, everything else is considered sodomy no matter what the genders of the sexual partners. No specific laws against homosexuality.
Also, age of consent is 18 years old with the exception that 16 year olds can have sex with partners over 16 but no more than 18 years old. So I guess it's possible for a 16 year old and 17 year old to have sex until the 17 year old turns 18 then they must abstain until the younger partner turns 18. But not likely.
Sex with chickens is illegal but otherwise no other anti-beastiality laws are on the books.
The ratio of lesbian schoolgirls to straight schoolgirls in Oklahoma is much lower than my dating history would suggest, probably about (surprise) the same anywhere else. Excluding here in the Bay Area.
"In Oklahoma, only missionary sex between a man and woman is legal"...
...and it must take place through a hole in a bedsheet. No sex for fun, people! It's for baby-producing purposes only.
I for one welcome people to not produce offspring by being lesbians! Just wait, Oklahoma will become a mecca for lesbian porn.
well...that settles it...i am moving to oklahoma
I for one welcome our bathroom-lesbian-fearing overlords.
Now that's what I call major cock blocking.
"warns of 'rampant' lesbianism..."
all I can think of are hoards of teenage lesbians wearing large rampant strap ons
AND NO PICTURES???
For shame...
Clearly this is a problem, if I can find so many high School Lesbian links in such a short period of time, and yet my High School years were sadly lacking in hot girl-on-girl controversy.
Boulder HS kiss in in protest of exclusion of lesbian kiss from yearbook
teachers kissing pigs, girls kissing girls, but no posing with rats
girls suspended for kissing in cafeteria includes picture of one of the girls.
high school girl killed by her lesbian prom date
lesbians in singapore class photo with photo
Though unrelated to lesbians, apparently even straight kissing can get you in trouble. or broadcast at Fuxing HS in Shanghai
also: girl-girl printed duvet cover
What pisses me off is that I know of all these totally loose high school girls now but I don't remember knowing any when I was in high school.
Where were the blowjob parties when I was 15?
Sigh.
What pisses me off is that I know of all these totally loose high school girls now
And your problem is????
I ain't 15 anymore!
Fellony shmellony! :)
Actually, here in Canada the age of consent is 14.
Scary, eh?
Problem solved! :) I like canada more and more every day!
"lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom."
Which one?
The dom/butch one, obviously! :)
Well, Oklahoma did have some good show tunes...
This is what happens when you let godless commie music like T.A.T.U. into the country.