STEWART: In many ways, it's funny. And I made a special effort to come on the show today, because I have privately, amongst my friends and also in occasional newspapers and television shows, mentioned this show as being bad. BEGALA: We have noticed. STEWART: And I wanted to -- I felt that that wasn't fair and I should come here and tell you that I don't -- it's not so much that it's bad, as it's hurting America. CARLSON: But in its defense... STEWART: So I wanted to come here today and say... Here's just what I wanted to tell you guys. CARLSON: Yes. STEWART: Stop.
Stop, stop, stop, stop hurting America.
... STEWART: No, no, no, you're not too rough on them. You're part of their strategies. You are partisan, what do you call it, hacks.
This is hilarious -- a transcript of John Stewart on Crossfire, and not once did he refer to Robert Novak as a Douchebag of Liberty!
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