A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant

At last, audiences can discover the secrets of Scientology without being zapped by the fabled electropsychometer:
"The parents of one of the kids in the cast were called by members of the entertainment industry that were Scientologists," says Timbers. "They were told that if they were to continue with the show that it might be bad for their future career."

Alison Stacy Klein as The Angelic Girl

Max Miner as John Travolta, Stephanie Favoreto Queiroz as Kirstie Ally, and Daren Watson as Tom Cruise
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DNA Lounge: Wherein dry skin is vanquished.

Photos of tonight's King's X + The Servants + Human Life Index show are up now.

At their merch table, they were selling hand lotion. Can anyone explain that to me?