- You may recall that a few months back, I bought a Gerber Recoil multi-tool to replace my Leatherman Wave and found the Gerber to be sorely lacking. Well, the new fall line is out now, and I just picked up a Leatherman Charge Ti, and it is the Best Tool Evar. It's very much like the Wave, except that all the interior tools lock, and it has a replacable-bit socket set. The scissors seem better too. It is truly a thing of beauty.
I also picked up a Hobson bike seat, which has independent ass-cheek suspension. It's very comfortable! I've had other split-seats before, but they've always still been closed at the front; this is a lot better. Your package gets to just dangle in the breeze.
Please STFU about the open-a-Kryptonite-lock-with-a-bic-pen thing. I know. I know. I know. I've been sent that like fifty times already. I'm getting more mail about that than I got about the fucking casino spammer. Knock it off already. (And no, I doubt that's how.)
Current Music: The Future Sound of London -- We Have Explosive (Pt. 1) ♬