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Udder tampering:
Two cattle owners and two groomers were excluded from the Royal Queensland Show for injecting an unknown substance into their cows' udders to make them larger.

In Australia's competitive agricultural shows, dairy cows are judged on the size and shape of their udders, as well as their general appearance.

Some farmers are also suspected of gluing their cows' teats shut, to stop milk leakage.

The four offenders, and their cows, have been sent home in disgrace.

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16 Responses:

  1. buz says:

    Australia? That's bull, (heh) they've been doing that in Hollywood for years.

  2. The four offenders, and their cows, have been sent home in disgrace.

    I'm sure the cows in particular are udderly mortified.

  3. schwa242 says:

    Two cattle owners and two groomers were excluded from the Royal Queensland Show for injecting an unknown substance into their cows' udders to make them larger.

    I hope it was helium.

    -- Schwa ---

    Or better yet, nitrous, so that folks could suck the teats to get high.

  4. myasma says:

    without your posts, my friends list would be boring.

  5. brutsid says:

    I can never get off when they're fake. Everything just seems so off.

  6. reddragdiva says:

    Life imitates Larson.

  7. drreagan says:

    Heh. I used to live 2 streets away from where that show is held. I'm glad I've moved to England now.

  8. gths says:

    Hmm, I wonder if my brother's got some inside info on that.

    Mind you, the cattle judging at these shows is amateur league compared to the cooking section. Sponge roll tampering is rife.