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Gene Simmons video of his cover of Firestarter. Yeah, it's pretty much exactly what you'd expect.
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34 Responses:

  1. ammitbeast says:

    Gene Simmons was interviewed on NPR's Fresh Air a while back. I missed that and tried to catch the archived Realaudio version. I can't remember what he'd done that had placed him back in the news at about that same time, but I was curious.

    But... "Simmons declined to give permission for this Web site to offer audio of his interview, or sell tapes or transcripts of it."

    What is up with this? Is Simmons really that much of a prick?

  2. drsmax says:

    I'm having a hard time trying to imagine what could possibly be worse. So far all I got is this: Sylvester Stallone doing a video oh his cover of Firestarter.

  3. pigpogm says:

    A middle-aged gardener called Keith could do better.

    Oh, wait...

  4. jerronimo says:

    I know you correctly said Gene Simmons, but somehow, I read Richard Simmons.... who is a very different person. heh.

  5. grahams says:

    Here I was, waking up on a sunday morning, thinking I couldn't possibly hate Gene Simmons more, and then this...

  6. bitpuddle says:

    Oh, good God.

    I'd love to have been a fly on the wall while planning that video.

    We'll need women in bikinis for the video.
    Yes, great idea that would be killer.
    Killer.
    We could have them dancing around a pool.
    Brilliant!
    Lunch?

    • icis_machine says:

      they've been playing the promo commerical around here to help generate sales. part of the video for that song is shown. that's how i ended up cringing and had to stop watching tv for a good 2 days out of fear.

  7. nosrialleon says:

    Richard D. James already made that video. And it was funnier.

  8. kraquehaus says:

    I never really thought I'd see Gene with his bling goin' on.

  9. scosol says:

    wow- i was half with it until he opened his mouth-
    now i'm mentally blocking the rest of it out

  10. kiad says:

    I'd like to be one of the first to welcome our RoboTuna Masters:

    http://web.mit.edu/towtank/www/tuna/charlieI.html

  11. mrmustard says:

    Remarkably unpleasant.

  12. chrome_halo says:

    oh my, that .. . was just so sad.