26 Responses:

1. abates says:

   19 years ago at 11:46 am

   That's no hat, it's a space station!

2. rosefox says:

   19 years ago at 11:52 am

   Why is there a suction-cup dildo attached to the wall to her left?

   • sockrage says:

     19 years ago at 12:25 pm

     It's actually a Hugely Phallic Camera.

     Also: I see your hat and raise you two.

     • injector says:

       19 years ago at 1:27 pm

       That solved, brings the next question. Why is it pointed at her breast?

     • fzou says:

       19 years ago at 5:24 pm

       need... more... extension tubes...

       Now, On the other hand, I'm assuming that because of the big WA lens on the end of all of that, it'd make for a pretty surreal picture. All I can think is that it'd be two indiscernable mountains of white lycra, with the top of the hat at the top of the picture in the far, far distance. Mario, trapped in his ball, would be doing what ever Marios trapped in their balls, do.

       • whiffert says:

         19 years ago at 9:45 pm

         That the old Kukla Fran and Ollie show from the 50's used a lens likt that for closeup work. KF&O have a website out there in WWWland if you go looking for it :)

   • greyhame says:

     19 years ago at 12:30 pm

     Where else would you put it?

   • chrs says:

     19 years ago at 1:03 pm

     totally unrelated, but i adore the icon.

     i'm a consumer whore!

     • rosefox says:

       19 years ago at 2:45 pm

       http://www.tocotox.net/morning/rejecteduserpics/

       Help yourself!

3. violentbloom says:

   19 years ago at 12:42 pm

   think those tits are real?
   or maybe they match the hat!

   • jcheshire says:

     19 years ago at 12:58 pm

     i'm glad i wasn't the only one questioning those tits.

   • crasch says:

     19 years ago at 1:09 pm

     Could be real:

     Wacoal's[Japanese lingerie manufacturer] most recent survey, released the end of April, compared the figures of 312 women's chest measurements taken in 1987, 89 and 91 and compared them with 261 women measured in 1999-2001. It noted that while there was no increase in the women's heights, the size of their breasts showed considerable increases -- of between 9 to as high as 21.3 percent.

     "I suppose the main factor in breasts becoming larger is women's increased ingestion of cholesterol, which serves as the basic material in female hormones," says Dr. Mitsugu Shika, director of the Yokohama Yuai Clinic. "Estrogen improves the body's synthesis of fat, and makes breasts appear luscious and buoyant.

4. crasch says:

   19 years ago at 1:00 pm

   Guess who didn't read the directions on their sinus medication?

5. irishmasms says:

   19 years ago at 1:26 pm

   It is all about the shrooms! Long live the asian shroom heads with big boobs! w00t!

6. fantasygoat says:

   19 years ago at 1:46 pm

   I like it with the audio commentary better.

   • jwz says:

     19 years ago at 6:59 pm

     The audio commentary did absolutely nothing for me. But the hat is great.

   • jes5199 says:

     19 years ago at 2:40 am

     link?

     • fantasygoat says:

       19 years ago at 2:58 am

       <lj user="fantasygoat">

7. ammitbeast says:

   19 years ago at 1:52 pm

   "I'll wager 3,000 quatloos to save the busty Asian Earthbabe from being eaten by that monstrous Pilsbury Doughboy on acid."

8. zhixel says:

   19 years ago at 7:40 pm

   

   • jwz says:

     19 years ago at 7:59 pm

     I think I'm really missing the joke by never having seen the video game in question.

     • zhixel says:

       19 years ago at 8:30 pm

       Perhaps this will help explain.

   • hafnir says:

     19 years ago at 6:53 am

     I'm probably the only person on the planet who'd mention this (much less notice it), but I love the loafers. :)

9. jes5199 says:

   19 years ago at 3:48 am

   mpeg of the girls
   site redirects you if you have outside refer tag. i'm sure you can figure out how to get around that.

10. kidfortoday says:

    19 years ago at 6:36 pm

    i'd wear that shit

11. twicebitten says:

    19 years ago at 6:18 pm

    oh my god - i need that hat