October Surprise poll

octobersurprise.net asks:

What Will Happen Before The Election?

WMD's found in Iraq!
Osama bin Laden captured!
Spectacular terrorist attack on US soil!
Vote is threatened by terrorist attacks, vote suspended due to red alert.
US pulls out of Iraq in October, leaving the UN in charge.
Diebold Election Systems fixes the vote in battleground states.
Escalation in Israel, Iran, or North Korea. US opens a new war front.

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13 Responses:

  1. rzr_grl says:

    There is no
    d) all of the above.

  2. bifrosty2k says:

    its a lil outta date, we already found WMD's in April (or maybe it was febuary)

    Honestly, I think we'll be attacked again, but then again I'm the guy with the bunker.

  3. loosechanj says:

    They forgot "Voting rolls purged of Suspected Terrorists".

  4. lilamp says:

    what about offing reagan to produce upswell of republican sympathy? oh wait...

  5. taffer says:

    Where's the "gas prices suddenly drop" option, the "all of the above" option, and the comedy option?

  6. stonemonkey says:

    ....on osama's corpse.