Cliffs Notes for Clinton

Page 197:

"I was so exhausted I fell asleep while the stripper was dancing and the goat head was looking up at me."
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5 Responses:

  1. conradkilroy says:

    Can anyone else smell a musical?

    But seriously, I dont think that has to be done, it already exsist within this

    "Of thee I sing...", an classic allegory about impeachment

    However, the challenge is open to anyone to spice and modernize it up to Clinton's level ;-)

  2. kingfox says:

    Page 873: As the press reports that Clinton is sinking Gore's chances, Clinton calls Gore and volunteers to "stand on the doorstep of the Washington Post's headquarters and let him lash me with a bullwhip." Gore yuks, "Maybe we should poll that."

    Bonus Bono item: On Page 688, the singer gives Clinton a book of William Butler Yeats' plays autographed by Yeats and ... Bono.

  3. giles says:

    I thought that happened to me once, but it turned out Comedy Central was just playing the Hanks/Aykroyd version of "Dragnet" over and over again.

  4. pyrop says:

    Page 742: Strom Thurmond, 94, tells Chelsea, "If I were 70 years younger, I'd court you!"


  5. hurm says:

    Well, it's official:

    Have to read this book now.