"I was so exhausted I fell asleep while the stripper was dancing and the goat head was looking up at me."
Can anyone else smell a musical?
But seriously, I dont think that has to be done, it already exsist within this "Of thee I sing...", an classic allegory about impeachment
However, the challenge is open to anyone to spice and modernize it up to Clinton's level ;-)
Page 873: As the press reports that Clinton is sinking Gore's chances, Clinton calls Gore and volunteers to "stand on the doorstep of the Washington Post's headquarters and let him lash me with a bullwhip." Gore yuks, "Maybe we should poll that."
Bonus Bono item: On Page 688, the singer gives Clinton a book of William Butler Yeats' plays autographed by Yeats and ... Bono.
I thought that happened to me once, but it turned out Comedy Central was just playing the Hanks/Aykroyd version of "Dragnet" over and over again.
Page 742: Strom Thurmond, 94, tells Chelsea, "If I were 70 years younger, I'd court you!"
Well, it's official:
Have to read this book now.