"The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive but unable to because the ball would always bring him back up to the surface."
catfish eats basketball
Tags: balls, mutants
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So THATS how you catch a fish! I've been using this stupid worm on a hook. No wonder I never catch anything.
That how you catch a catfish. Land has rats, the sky has pigeons, and water has catfish.
Once I tried to spear-fish some pike. I figured it would give me an unfair advantage since its ILLEGAL. But no, it didnt work at all. They're too fast, and the refraction of the surface of the water confuses you.
My preferred method of fishing is to lean out the side of the boat and try to punch the fish in the face, if not just jump in the water and go mano y fisho with fucking scum sucking sea dwelling motherfuckers.
Fucking fish, man.
PLUS, they're EATING OUR SPORTS EQUIPMENT! and you all sit IDLY BY and make SNARKY COMMENTS! Now is the time to MOBILIZE.
FUCK FISH
http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=fish.jpg&category=Adult%20Engrish&date=2004-06-08
"I never drink water, fish fuck in it" :)
It really reminds me of the 2004 logo of the Sziget festival.
Poor thing looks miserable.
Humans = Bastards.
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Yes, how dare those pesky humans invent balls. WTF?
I'm just trying to think of what the human equivalent of this would be. What sort of thing could we put in our mouth that would float us to the surface of everything... oh wait.
Never mind. I rescind my former statement.
Humans = Fucking Awesome.
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Never knew that they made ball gags for fish!
ttyl
beautiful metaphor for a really lousy day.
Sisyphus ... Sisyfish
Is that how they make Fish Ball Soup?
before I clicked the link, I was struck briefly by horror at the thought that the fish might have a regulation-size basketball stuck in it's mouth. at 9 inches in diameter, that would mean that was one hugely gigantic fish monster. But even clicking on the link, and learning it was a kids b-ball, the context of that man's hand shows Mr. fishy to be pretty damn big.
also
http://www.skyfly.cz/zajimavo_e/zarovka_e.htm
and
Too funny!
Poor guy, looks freaked out. He probably can't breathe, either.
Wouldn't the fish be breathing through its gills on the side of its neck?
Yes but doesn't go in the mouth and out through the gills normally?
All fish breathe in through the mouth, out through the gills. That's how they filter oxygen out of water, and that's why their mouths open and close all the time- it's not because they're chanting "om."
I stand corrected.