Doctor comes up with titanium breast implants:A German-based doctor has invented breast implants made from titanium. Ziya Saylan, who's originally from Argentina, runs a practice in Dusseldorf. Saylan uses a fine titanium mesh he claims will stop breasts from sagging.
Isn't the problem with implants that they're not soft enough?
I thought the problem was that they have concentrated acid for blood.
That brings new meaning to the retort "Tough Titties!"
Not really. "Since the material is about as thick as breast tissue, it cannot be felt." I suppose you could consider it a sort of under the skin underwire.
Yes if knives came out of the nipples, I'd be all over it.
If the knives come out of the nipples, it's all over.
... that has a certain Gaiman children's book ring to it.
I guess I should have used an image more like this, then:
Didn't Wolverine have Adamantium claws?
Yes, but since Adamantium was outlawed by the geneva convention, and davibowium was blocked by the RIAA, scientists have to settle for the next best thing.
(Dubuyah...)
'We don't have to abide by the Geneva Convention. Lemme tell ya somthin...these Terrorists have an agenda, an EVIL agenda. Our troops need Adamantium Breast Implants to thwart their plans. Now if you boys of the press will excuse me, The Mrs. has an appointment to have some monofilament-wire hair installed somewhere Top Secret, so as to thwart Terrorists...'
I thought it was Unobtanium?
No, that's what the Seven bike my girlfriend wants is made out of.
Nah, they couldn't get any....
But tits are supposed to sag. If they don't lie down when you do, then it's a sure sign they're fake.
But who cares, as long as they're big, right?
Strippers get conditional sentences for glass attack
Cool, a new place to put fridge magnets!