SUV takes plunge

SUV takes plunge:

Pat Campanella, left, and Affordable Towing and Recovery owner Devin Statts discuss how to get Campanella's SUV out of Katherine Peacock's pool in Hawai'i Kai. Campanella was giving his wife a driving lesson when she overcompensated and drove into the pool.
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Current Music: Boss Hog -- Monkey ♬

catfish eats basketball

"The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive but unable to because the ball would always bring him back up to the surface."
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"keep the leeches hungry so that they're always ready to go to work."

Ironworker's Fingers Replaced With Toes: Leeches Used In Surgery

"I was involved in an accident that pulled four fingers off my right hand," said Thornton. Amazingly, doctors were able to transplant two of Thornton's toes -- one from each foot -- onto his hand. As for his index finger, Thornton has a leech to thank.

"She went out, got the leech," said Thornton. "She put it on my finger, left it there for about 40 minutes, and the finger bled from the tip for two days after that."

Microsurgeon Greg Buncke said that the leeches are, in their own way, exceptional. "They're not the typical leeches you get out of a lake," said Buncke. "They are bred specifically for medical use. You use the leech to actually help drain the blood out of the finger," said Buncke. "Actually the leech has in its saliva some anticoagulant called herudin that helps with the blood flow in the finger."

Buncke said that he keep the leeches hungry so that they're always ready to go to work.

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also, they're bulletproof

Doctor comes up with titanium breast implants:
A German-based doctor has invented breast implants made from titanium. Ziya Saylan, who's originally from Argentina, runs a practice in Dusseldorf. Saylan uses a fine titanium mesh he claims will stop breasts from sagging.
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dnalounge update

DNA Lounge update, wherein we discover what ever happened to the Zombie Killers.
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overachiever discovers brick wall, beats with head

Valedictorian who ripped school denied diploma

The valedictorian of a Brooklyn high school was escorted out of the building and denied her diploma yesterday because she trashed the school in a scorching graduation speech. The school says it won't give Tiffany Schley her sheepskin until she says she's sorry - but the 17-year-old is unrepentant. "I was speaking for my peers," Tiffany told the Daily News. "We've been living with this for four years."

A top student who's going to Smith College on a full scholarship this fall, Schley was brutally honest about the High School of Legal Studies during Thursday's graduation ceremonies in Bushwick.

Among her gripes: The school has had four principals in four years, overcrowded classes, a shortage of textbooks and other basic materials, unqualified teachers, unstable staffing and uncaring administrators who refused to meet with students to discuss the school's problems.

"They always want to keep the problems hush-hush, but what goes on in this school is real," said Tiffany, who was also the editor of the school newspaper, yearbook chairwoman and a member of the student council.

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dnalounge updatelet

DNA Lounge updatelet: KMFDM and Naughty Nursies photos.
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I, for one, welcome our new raptor-bot overlords

Troody, a robotic troodon. It squeaks like a Terminator when it walks! MPEGs:
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Cliffs Notes for Clinton

Page 197:

"I was so exhausted I fell asleep while the stripper was dancing and the goat head was looking up at me."
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tortureman has a posse

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