Ursus Mark-VI and VII bear suit set on eBay

Starting bid $5,000 (reserve not met):

The Ursus Mark-VI suit of armour is made of chain mail, galvanized steel, titanium, high-tech plastic, and liquid rubber. Ursus Mark-VII eliminates the chain mail and is made from stainless steel, aluminum and cast titanium. It also features a built-in video screen, a cooling system, pressure-bearing titanium struts, protective airbags, shock absorbers, a robotic third arm, built-in regular arms and swivel shoulders.

11 Responses:

  1. lars_larsen says:

    Why doesnt the military have these yet? I'm sure they'd love to have their soldiers waddling across the battlefield at .005 mph.

  2. bdu says:

    I saw this guy on Nerd Nation.


    • goosehammer says:

      I used to work for his girlfriend (now wife) when I was in high school. We worked in a donut shop and he'd come in every day and sit at the counter for at least an hour of my shift. Good old Troy.

      Watching Project Grizzly gave me the chills - I spent 18 years living in that town. My entire family still lives there.

    • deeptape says:

      I saw him on the Daily Show. Hilarious.

      Anyone know why he's selling the suits?

  3. greatbiggary says:

    Will either of these suits protect me from hairybears (probably not safe for work)?

  4. mattlazycat says:

    You just know that these'll turn up in the next Power Rangers movie.

  5. drsmax says:

    And when you have to go to the bathroom in one of these. . . what then?