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Best. Query string argument. Ever.
It's a shame that this treatment isn't a one-to-one function.
If it were, I bet we could apply the inverse to Pokey the Penguin and get 2 decades worth of coherent but bland punchlines.
on the other hand, you could run jerkcity through either the forward function or its inverse and not observe any change.
which i suppose makes jerkcity an eigenvector of the decoherification matrix.
Bonus points for using the word "eigenvector" in this setting. Are you a physicist or a mathie?
Why must you remind me of the homework I am at this second avoiding?
Assuming the eigenvalue is 1, no, else it grows or shrinks? (I've been away from algebra way too long!)
And I'm sure it makes more sense than the movie will.
I give it 24 hours until it's DMCA'd off the net.
This one actually almost makes sense...
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I can tell you I can hardly *wait* for the movie coming out. No really.
Here, have an imdb link, it works and everything.
Hmm, Bill Murray as Garfield could work. And it's got Alan Cumming, so it must be good.
It has come full circle. Bill Murry played Peter Venkman in Ghost Busters. But in the cartoon the character was voiced by Lorenzo Music. Lorenzo did Garfield's voice in "Garfield and Friends". So naturally Bill Murry would have to be Garfield for the live action version.