"Iraqis are ready to "take the training wheels off" and assume political power, President Bush said Thursday."
"The president toppled over while riding a bicycle downhill on what the White House described as soil loosened by recent rainfall." (It hadn't rained in more than a week!) "'He had minor abrasions and scratches on his chin, upper lip, his nose, right hand and both knees,' White House spokesman Trent Duffy told reporters."
"Kerry told reporters in front of cameras, 'Did the training wheels fall off?'"
But is that last part bullshit? "Drudge and Washington Times cited each other in propagating anti-Kerry rumor"
(Wait, apparently there are people who think that Kerry ridiculing Bush is an "anti-Kerry rumor"? Huh?)