"THUS WE GO FORTH INTO CYBERSPACE"
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XScreenSaver 4.16 out now.
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bad clown no nugget
Police haul away Ronald McDonald after he locked himself to the gates of a McDonald's distribution center in Wiri, New Zealand.
Ronald --actually a Greenpeace activist dressed as the enemy --was protesting McDonald's alleged use of chickens that have been fed genetically engineered grain.
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words of advice for young cyborgs
"my morning ritual"
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Date: Mon May 10 06:56:26 2004
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
Tags: perversions, robots
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