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Russian Museum to Exhibit Rasputin's Penis:

"This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. `Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte's penis is now kept. ... Napoleon's penis is but a small `pod' it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters...' the head of the museum said."
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13 Responses:

  1. simillionth says:

    looks more like a thumb with abscess at the tip.

  2. autodidactic says:

    As funny and interesting as I think this is, I wonder if anyone thinks it's the same level of macabre thing that they did to Sara Baartman?

    And, dude, is that his prostate?


  3. Rah Rah Rasputin...

  4. cetan says:

    [ insert mildly-funny joke about Rasputin and spam ]

  5. solarbird says:

    How do you say "What the FUCK?!" in Russian? Anybody know?

  6. egon010 says:

    now that's a bucket of cock

  7. thegodofwar says:

    Interesting, given how hard the man was to kill--differing histories show him as having drank and ate enough poison to kill an elephant, as well as taken several bullet wounds before finally drowning in an ice cold river he was thrown into--is this finally the empiracle evidence we have all long since sought that it takes a lotta men with a lotta guns to kill a man with a big one?

  8. rejigger says:

    Is that Condalisa Rice "examining" it?

  9. irma_vep says:

    I think that is Condolezza Rice after the Bush administration gets throught with her.....

  10. entropygirl says:

    It scares me.

  11. Meh, now THAT is awesome cock!