As of yet, no trial date has been set, but Robert Zicari thinks the government's case may already be crumbling. "When they raided our office, they seized five movies," he says. "But then they only indicted us on three. So either the grand jury said those two other movies weren't obscene, or the government didn't present those movies to the grand jury. And one of those movies was Ass Clowns #3, where Jesus comes off the cross after being crucified and rapes an angel. So now my question is, why is the rape in Ass Clowns all right, but the rape in Forced Entry isn't?"
Zicari has a lot of similar questions, if it comes to that. For example, why is pornography held to a higher standard of decorum than other genres of pop culture? Are the two amateurishly simulated murders in Forced Entry somehow more offensive than the dozens of expertly simulated murders in Jason vs. Freddy or Gangs of New York? Is the difference between eating semen-spattered dog food in a porn movie and eating raw pig rectums on Fear Factor really so pronounced that the former deserves a jail sentence while the latter becomes a prime-time major network staple?
"What's the difference between us and Hollywood?" asks Zicari. "We show explicit sex, and they don't. And they make hundreds of millions of dollars, and we're going to have to spend $300,000 [in legal fees] to keep from going to jail. And it's a shame, because it makes me bitter about the United States, and I'm like the biggest fucking patriot motherfucker in the world."
[...] The Zicaris each face maximum sentences of 50 years in prison and $2.5 million fines. By comparison, the maximum sentence for actual rape in Pennsylvania is 20 years.
The Biggest Fucking Patriot Motherfucker in the World
Ass Clowns #3:
Tags: big brother, perversions, poop, religion
5 Responses:
Obviously this is a result of winning the war on drugs, the war on terrorism, and the war on fear of the dark.
Where else did they get the budget and man power?
A friend of mine is going to be interning in that dept. this summer.
She thought she would be fighting kiddie porn.
I wonder what she thinks now?
Perversion for Profit (Part I)
Perversion for Profit (Part II)
Am I the only one who is reminded of tentacle rape anime porn by the 'nationwide octopus of perversion' illustration?
Was I the only one who thought "Ass Clowns #3" was the third in a series of postings about idiots doing moronic things?
I'm all in favour of ass, but clowns... *shudder*
when it comes to religious icons, you can't be too careful. what if someone based their faith around the idea that jesus ass raped a bunch of his groupies when he was resurrected? i'm sure he had plenty of anger he needed to release. i mean, being dead for 3 days would probably put me in a bad mood too.
btw, that webcollage thing is killer. extra karma points for it being perl :D