"Fecal tongs have been part of our world since the dawn of recorded history. One can see them in the Neolithic cave paintings in Lascaux, France: Men of the time lacked the know-how to build a hinge, yet they still expressed a desire for fecal tongs. Genghis Khan is said to have always kept his personal tongbearer at his side. Whether used as a medical necessity or as a pleasure, the history of fecal tongs is in many ways the history of man."
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