You missed the best one: Zombies defeat robot Jesus
I, for one, welcome our new mechanical messiah-trumping zombie overlords.
Of course, then there are the Robot Jews, who believe Jesus was a great prophet and good man, but not the messiah.
Get the reference, get a cookie.
I would pay good money to see a Zombies Versus Robot Jesus movie. Or pay-per-view wrestling extravaganza.
...with the requisite Steel Cage match.
I'm just happy that the top two movies in the country are about zombies.
Also, my pet name for that Jesus flick is "The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre".
Dude, Jesus was a vampire, not a zombie, everybody knows that. See also The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency (1868-1975)
They're both still horror movies. And quite frankly. Christianity has spawned so many zombies we might as well be living in the world of George Romero.
I do have to agree, though -- there is much more proof that Jesus was a vampire.
Yes, Your pet name.
I can't actually claim to be the originator of the name. That honor goes to my good friend, <lj user=dgkgoldberg>. She came up with it about a week before the movie came out.
She also wrote a piece for me called "Hookers in the Holy Land", all about prostitutes in Jerusalem. and the first time I met her, we were both piss drunk and she told me about how she'd killed her mother the week before. Someday I will takew her drinking at the DNA, and we'll hit the bar guarantee all by ourselves.
nice... the only one I've heard so far was "The Gospel According to Mad Max"
Dead Devours Christ, from E! Online.
Robot Jesus? Wonder how much that'll be going for on eBay. Actually, I wouldn't mind one myself. I imagine it has a controller which causes chunks of flesh to be ripped off when you press a button. doesn't get much more sadistic than that.
Could someone explain what exactly Zombies have to do with that RIAA article? Is "Zombies" the media's new pet name for Denial of Service attacks?
Oh, and by the way, Dawn of the Dead was AWESOME.
I assume "zombie" refers to infected machines participating in the DDoS without their owners' consent.
well, jesus killed annother follower.
"Sweet zombie Jesus, it's huge!"
Ain't all bad news. The resurgence of interest in crucifixion movies is getting "The Life of Brian" re-released in US cinemas.http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/3563405.stm
Sweet. That movie is absolute genius. And actually a more believable story than the one in Passion of The Christ.