WHITE WOLF ZERO SIX TO TWO SIX.
THIS IS TWO SIX.
WE GOT ACTIVITY OUT HERE, BUT I DON'T THINK WE NEED TO REPORT IT.
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
APPEARS TO BE FORNICATION IN A CONVERTIBLE.
DO A TARGET STORE AND I'LL BE THERE IN A SEC.
UH, WE'RE TAPING IT.
ROGER.
Department of Pornland Security
Tags: big brother, doomed, mpegs, perversions, scene missing, security
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Outstanding.
Again your post makes the 'jerky' list here at work.
Thanks.
Where was this video shot?!
Is it now safe to assume that if you fornicate in a car, somewhere there's half a dozen military guys watching you with weapons trained on your date?
Freaky.
Not likely, although it is safe to assume that if you have sex in a convertable parked under a remote and normally abandoned shed that police helicopters outfitted with thermal imaging cameras will take a peek to see if you are in fact fornicating, or perhaps selling narcotics or murdering swim suit models. It's one of them public service things. I'm actually a little suprised that they didn't send a ground unit to check it out, for all I could tell she was stabbing that dude for 20 minutes while he fought for his life. But then, I don't have the trained voyueristic skills of a police helicopter pilot or navigator.
That's not police. That's an OH-58 Kiowa Warrior at JRTC on Fort Polk, as indicated by the title of the clip. I'm not surprised at all by soldiers watching people have sex. Heh, certain people I know were regularly using the thermal sights on M-1s and Bradleys to look through women's clothes. (works about as well as a Sony Nightshot)
Well paint my ass red and call me Shirley for not even looking at the title of the clip. Seeing through women's clothes with thermal sights on M1s and Bradleys though? I'd have to call bullshit on that till I saw it. Now granted, it's been a number of years since I've been in either an M1 or Bradley, but the thermal sights I'm familiar with in both vehicles were barely adequte to determine a vehicle silhouette, let alone provide details of the female form hidden behind clothing. When last I used them, military thermal scopes only received and amplified the upper portion of the IR spectrum while basicly ignoring the rest of the visible and invisible spectrum reulting inthe grainy and blobby images typical of this clip. While the Sony Nightshot used light amplification which when combined with the proper filter could also receive small amounts of that same upper IR spectrum as well which resulted in its high resolution images. Hell, I can't remember ever being in the same general proximity of both a woman and either of those vehicles in all of my short military career, so I've never really got the opportunity to try what you've suggested. Perhaps my call of "bullshit" is unjustified.
must have been a while since u've used thermal sights i guess. our most current version can actually see through certain type of brick walls and through thick shrub like wax paper on a greasy hamburger. that isn't to say you could see detail, as in facial details and such. but you can easily note weapons, helmets, other equipment.
since we know that normal, god-fearing married american couples only have sex for the purposes of procreation in the bedroom, missionary style, with the lights out, these were clearly terrorists, or at least treasonist French sympathyizers, and must be destroyed in accordance with the bible and the Ashcroftian Mandates.
French something anyway. I doubt they're Freedom-kissing
The moral of this story?
We need to increase the defense budget so these guys can get better cameras.
Considering how much money went into filming this, could it still be considered "amateur porn"?
ya know, I wish they'd just leave Paris Hilton alone.
Bad lighting, jerky camera, annoying voice over. Yup, that is how I am filing it.
Second most Cyberpunk Porno ever, after The Operation. Which I'm still looking for in some afordable form if anyone has it.
i have a copy of that on VHS somewhere buried in my storage.
when i say buried i mean it may require a backhoe and and archeological team to find it. but if you want to bug me on a once a month basis to go look for it, i might could make you a dub.
-jef
Wow, it's just like that scene in "Blue Thunder".