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Whachoo talkin' bout, Willis?
So lemme get this straight... studying engineering precludes bootywhang. How does that work? Oh.
Following through the link there's an ad for Newports (which are cigarettes I believe) dangling off the side of the same pole.
So let me get this straight .....
It's my future!
I want to be an engineer...
Sex can wait!
Newport pleasure!
Fire it up!
Heh. There's something to be said for opportunity marketing!
No sex? OH COOL! I'm gonna go sign up for E-school right now.
they should totally put that on their school brochures.
by that logic, if he wanted to be a REVERSE-engineer, he should ALL BANGED-UP NICE N' GOOD RIGHT THIS SECOND.
But some women love engineers.
Yes, but only for very small values of "some".
Very very small. So small there are billboards.
But the quality of the sample is very, very high.
Hmm . . . the high quality is probably one of the reasons demand exceeds supply so consistently.
So. Goddamned. Right.
Hey, I resemble that remark!
for so many other technical disciplines...
I don't know why or where you find them but just like the Church billboard this also comes from our dear city of Kansas City....
the KC ministry of health has a program to clean up the rampant overpopulation of...
GEEKS... uhmm.. YEAH that's it!!!
It's not THAT bad here, honest wally.
huh? how the hell do you think i got my engineering degree? i certainly wasn't impressing the professors with my knowledge of solid state devices.
"i certainly wasn't impressing the professors with my knowledge of solid state devices."
so personal classes were the solution? ;)
with lots of oral quizes during office hours.
I wanna teach at your school
Unless, of course, you're a female engineer. Then all the male geeks want in your pants.
"Female engineers become irresistible at the age of consent and remain that way until about thirty minutes after their clinical death. Longer if it's a warm day."
--Scott Adams
Know who has sex and lots of it? Comp Scis. And all comp sci women are into bondage. Its a proven fact.
really? they are all into Pascal?
whoa.
Fool. Don't you know that ALL engineers are BABE MAGNETS????
"While it's true that many normal people would prefer not to date an engineer, most normal people harbor an intense desire to mate with them, thus producing engineer-like children who will have high-paying jobs long before losing their virginity."
--Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle
What's the deal with the red-yellow-green color theme? Are they targeting African Americans... maybe Jamaicans?
hah- not if you're engineering the persephone lovelump :D
how true, how true
May I duplicate this picture in my journal?
Thought you might get a giggle out of what my pal <lj user="blackceasah"> did with it:
It was posted in his journal a while back.A.