truth in advertising


32 Responses:

  1. hochi666 says:

    and wait...and wait...and wait...

  2. ivorjawa says:

    Whachoo talkin' bout, Willis?

  3. gths says:

    So lemme get this straight... studying engineering precludes bootywhang. How does that work? Oh.

  4. idcmp says:

    Following through the link there's an ad for Newports (which are cigarettes I believe) dangling off the side of the same pole.

    So let me get this straight .....

    • ldy says:

      It's my future!
      I want to be an engineer...
      Sex can wait!
      Newport pleasure!
      Fire it up!

      Heh. There's something to be said for opportunity marketing!

  5. lars_larsen says:

    No sex? OH COOL! I'm gonna go sign up for E-school right now.

  6. mykwud says:

    by that logic, if he wanted to be a REVERSE-engineer, he should ALL BANGED-UP NICE N' GOOD RIGHT THIS SECOND.

  7. jette says:

    But some women love engineers.

  8. capttofu says:

    for so many other technical disciplines...

  9. I don't know why or where you find them but just like the Church billboard this also comes from our dear city of Kansas City....

    the KC ministry of health has a program to clean up the rampant overpopulation of...

    GEEKS... uhmm.. YEAH that's it!!!

    It's not THAT bad here, honest wally.

  10. icis_machine says:

    huh? how the hell do you think i got my engineering degree? i certainly wasn't impressing the professors with my knowledge of solid state devices.

  11. bdu says:

    Unless, of course, you're a female engineer. Then all the male geeks want in your pants.

    • crasch says:

      "Female engineers become irresistible at the age of consent and remain that way until about thirty minutes after their clinical death. Longer if it's a warm day."

      --Scott Adams

  12. superlib says:

    Know who has sex and lots of it? Comp Scis. And all comp sci women are into bondage. Its a proven fact.

  13. kyronfive says:

    Fool. Don't you know that ALL engineers are BABE MAGNETS????

    • beerfrick says:

      "While it's true that many normal people would prefer not to date an engineer, most normal people harbor an intense desire to mate with them, thus producing engineer-like children who will have high-paying jobs long before losing their virginity."

      --Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle

  14. jotunheim says:

    What's the deal with the red-yellow-green color theme? Are they targeting African Americans... maybe Jamaicans?

  15. scosol says:

    hah- not if you're engineering the persephone lovelump :D

  16. skip_ says:

    how true, how true

  17. May I duplicate this picture in my journal?

  18. autodidactic says:

    Thought you might get a giggle out of what my pal <lj user="blackceasah"> did with it:

    It was posted in his journal a while back.