World's Longest Snake:
The huge, dark-colored male snake has a diameter of 2.8 feet, weighs 984 pounds and is 48 feet, 7 inches long. In a month, it can eat around five dogs.
- Update, Jan 5: likely bullshit. John Aglionby reports: "If Fragrant ever extends to 14.85m long he will be the most mind-boggling animal on earth because I measured him at somewhere between 6.5 and 7m." "These giant pythons always shrink whenever a tape measure turns up."
Aaaah! Snake! It's a snake!
(badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers...)
(sorry)
damn you. you beat me to it.
great user icon btw :)
ooh, scary! haha
only 5 dogs a month? if i were 1000 lbs, I'm sure I could eat more than 5 dogs a month.
The difference is in calorie costs of endothermic vs exothermic metabolisms. Also, you're a fat American.
Also, what breed of dog are we talking here? That snake could probably eat chihuahua's like they were KFC popcorn chicken.
You're looking a bit fluffy there yourself, skippy.
Awwww, how cuddly!
Hey did this ever so tired one-liner fall out of favor? I miss it for some reason. Then again I never get sick of the All your base one-liners either.
All your snake are belong to us.
All your DOG are belong to us.
-bZj