World's Longest Snake: A recreation park in Indonesia is displaying a 49-foot python -- making it the longest ever captured -- that was revered as a tribal ruler and has a huge appetite for dogs.

The huge, dark-colored male snake has a diameter of 2.8 feet, weighs 984 pounds and is 48 feet, 7 inches long. In a month, it can eat around five dogs.

    Update, Jan 5: likely bullshit. John Aglionby reports: "If Fragrant ever extends to 14.85m long he will be the most mind-boggling animal on earth because I measured him at somewhere between 6.5 and 7m." "These giant pythons always shrink whenever a tape measure turns up."
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11 Responses:

  1. kyzoku says:

    Aaaah! Snake! It's a snake!
    (badgers, badgers, badgers, badgers...)


  2. g1no says:

    ooh, scary! haha

  3. suppafly says:

    only 5 dogs a month? if i were 1000 lbs, I'm sure I could eat more than 5 dogs a month.

  4. g_na says:

    Awwww, how cuddly!

  5. stonemonkey says:

    Hey did this ever so tired one-liner fall out of favor? I miss it for some reason. Then again I never get sick of the All your base one-liners either.