Colymbosathon ecplecticos: A fossil of a small sea creature extracted from a 425-million-year-old British rock formation is the oldest unequivocally male fossil known, researchers say. [...] Details revealed include gills, eyes, limbs designed for swimming and the oldest known male organ in the fossil record. It was this last that led researchers to name the new species, Colymbosathon ecplecticos, which is Greek for "amazing swimmer with large penis."
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The version I saw had the Best Headline Ever: Scientists find 425-million-year-old penis.
Wow... it has its own punchline.
Which part is the penis?
Yeah, someone point to it.
-bZj
And, of course, since it's fossilized, it's rock hard.
How long before we get spam advertising ways to fossilize your penis?
Huh huh, yeah, yeah, boioioioing! </beavis>
Well, thats not very impressive, I thought maybe it was that big hangy thing on the left of the black and white photo.