We call it "Maize"

You can thank zeppo for this one:

Update: the Robt. Williams painting that this tattoo was based on looks like this...

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20 Responses:

  1. jette says:

    You should post that in <lj comm=picturing_food>

  2. rxrfrx says:

    We Call It Acieeeeed

  3. zeppo says:

    someone had pointed out that this was likely a cover up of something more offensive, probably a penis... but how they got from penis to corndog is a road I never want to travel.

    • jwz says:

      Would that really be more offensive?

      It's a hard call.

      (Thank you, I'm here all week.)

    • belgand says:

      More importantly, why would you cover it up? It's not like you're not dating anymore or something. You get a giant penis tatooed on yourself I'm thinking you probably want it there.

    • solarbird says:

      It was. You can still see the previous image. The tip of the penis is about half an inch below the top of the corn dog.

      • zeppo says:

        Nope I found out, I was at teh place that did the tattoo originally and it is a copy of a painting by the artist Robert Williams.

        Apparently it was always a corndog.

        • solarbird says:

          huh. Okay. That's some wacky coincidental skin patterning!

          • belgand says:

            Maybe it's not a coincidence, but was intended to specifically be a corndog/cock combo. Man that would suck for guys with hungry lovers.

          • jwz says:

            It's as if this person has an Inner Dick that's struggling to get out.

  4. grumpy_sysadmin says:

    So, I think I mostly get this.

    Except... why the buck teeth?

    • scosol says:

      and the cord dog seems to have some tumorous growths there towards the bottom...

      ahh well- meat on a stick for under a buck

      • calience says:

        Mmm. Meat on a stick. 7-11 at 3am, and there manhandled version of meat smeared in pseudo cheese.

  5. infrogmation says:

    Please take this filth to alt.sex.fetish.nekkid.bucktoothed-women-in-indian-chief-headgear.hugging.giant-corndogs where it belongs.

    We here at alt.sex.fetish.nekkid.bucktoothed-women-in-indian-chief-headgear.riding.antique-lawnmowers have no wish to see such disgusting perversions.

    -- Captain F. Froggington Froggsworthy-Hedges, PERV