"Rock Me, Dr. Zaius!"

Caption contest!

Current Music: L7 -- Uncle Bob ♬

39 Responses:

  1. substitute says:

    My fellow Americans: Let's Roll.

  2. frumiousb says:

    There was an Old Man of the Cape,
    Who possessed a large Barbary ape,
    Till the ape one dark night
    Set the house all alight,
    Which burned that Old Man of the Cape.

  3. ironyisdead says:

    George. W. Bush's retirement home picture.

  4. alanablue says:

    "So this is what you did on a Saturday eh?"

  5. fzou says:

    "Yeeeaah. You know how they call some guys bears? Well, I'm so far off the cojones scale they call me Fred the fucking furry gorilla. You know how sometimes being really scared can turn you hair white? Well, I looked in my pants one day, and man did the size of that thing scare me. Just like it's gonna scare you, babe. wocka-wocka-wo-ow"

    (sorry, I didn't have a lot of time to think of a decent answer, I had to go eat dinner)

  6. transiit says:

    Spend too much time in the Rogaine bath and you'll end up both hairy and pruny.


  7. guyver3 says:

    Damned Botox!

  8. psymbiotic says:

    *in best Howard Cossel voice*

    And that's the way it is...

    Egan >:D

  9. xxv says:

    "Now Heston, you're looking at my daughter the same way you look at your rifle and I don't like it one bit."

  10. jc says:

    Alan Rickman looked delighted, as he prepared to shoot another scene for the Planet of the Apes sequel.

  11. endotoxin says:

    "Hell I like you! You can come over to my house and fuck my sister."

  12. transgress says:

    "need more fiber"

  13. insomnia says:

    "Hi, I'm Ed Asner for PETA..."

  14. chaoskitty says:

    Come on Baby....give em some sugar

  15. jotunheim says:

    "Come here give me some sweet lovin', baby!"

  16. jotunheim says:

    Kenny Rogers, I am your father.

  17. solarbird says:

    I'm not just the president of the Hair Club for Apes...

  18. rasp_utin says:

    How about:

    "Yeah. Thanks. I have fucking cancer, and you chucklefucks are standing here with fucking cameras. Don't think I can't hear you laughing, you cocksmuggling assjacks. 'Look at the funny white mokey!' You know what? Fuck you. I hope you all get inoperable lower bowel tumors someday, and you constantly shit your beds, spending your final days crying yourselves to sleep amidst your own reeking filth. You fucking fucks. Now, let me die in peace."

  19. violentbloom says:

    when testicles grow faces

  20. glaciale says:

    "Remember me please"

  21. retrogown says:

    What your one-night stand looks like in the morning.

  22. xie says:

    Blondes have more fun!

  23. ronbar says:

    Patrick Stewart in Planet of the Apes.

  24. "I'll f**k you in the a**e you punk a**e white boy. I'll f**k you in the a** you coward, you bitch. You f***ing faggot!  Come up and take me on you scared coward. You white bitch. You ain't man enough to f**k with me, bitch! There ain't no-one in the room big enough to take me on.You're just scared like a little white p***y. I'll f**k you till you love me, you faggot!" - Mike Tyson, January 22, 2002

  25. erdrick says:


    now with extra

  26. terras says:

    "That guy Kyan, from the Queer Eye, said that this product would help my complexion.... You tell me. Has my complexion improved?!!"

  27. copito the christmas chihuhua, who accompanies his mistress maria to her first posada, fights a losing battle with gorilla cancer.

  28. kyronfive says:

    Daaaaaaammmmnnnnnnnn yooooooooouuuuuuuu, charlton heston!

  29. ultragnu says:

    Grizzly Adams

  30. skip_ says:

    That's how you curn butter.

  31. kdarr says:

    Man, that ape has one SERIOUS withering gaze.

    "If I wanted your opinion, I'd ASK for it, fucker!"


    "You point that fucking camera at me ONE MORE TIME..."


  32. "Proof that 'Black is Beautiful'"

  33. zapevaj says:

    <lj user="baconmonkey"> at 70.

  34. baconmonkey says:

    how about

    "being dead sucks, but it sure beats skin cancer"

  35. rbrtfug says:

    "welcome to the rock"

    "i have a joke. there's a chicken and a duck... i forget how the rest goes, but it ends with 'and your mother's a whore.'"

    "my name is bond, james bond"

    "suck it trebeck"

    "rough, just like your mother likes it."

    "i'll take the rapist for 500"

    "suck it trebeck."

    "welcome to the red octbober"