fish in a barrel.

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14 Responses:

  1. giles says:

    Remember when you needed political cartoonists to create images like these?

  2. violentbloom says:

    stop it uncle jamie you're scaring me!

    • violentbloom says:

      What is it with our presidents getting blowjobs on duty?
      At least the last one was human.

      • xenogram says:

        They're both turkeys arn't they? What's wrong with that?

      • dzm6 says:

        But it's almost on topic. It involves chickens.

        From SFGate, toward the end:

        Chicken Little: In San Francisco, you never know what you're going to find when you knock on a car window -- but nothing prepared the cops for what they found the night of Nov. 3 down by Aquatic Park.

        The window came down and there was a guy with a chicken sitting on his lap and a second chicken in a bag on the passenger seat.

        "What's with the chickens?" the cop asked.

        "I'm going to take them home and eat them,'' the driver replied.

        "Lift up the chicken,'' the cop said.

        The driver did -- and the next thing you know, the driver was in cuffs and the chickens were on their way to the humane society -- where (we kid you not) the hens were given a sexual battery exam by a vet the cops called in.

        All we can say is, it's going to make for some very interesting testimony on the witness stand.

        "But the killer will be the other evidence,'' a law enforcement source said. "A 15-ounce jar of Vaseline . . . with three feathers in it.''

    • georgedorn says:

      The president has some issues with animals, methinks.

  3. devpreed says:

    Does anyone else what to caption that second picture something like "See here kids? This is pot. This what could happen to you if you smoke pot... that's right kids... you could become... President."


    Bueller... Bueller?

  4. flipzagging says:

    Just shows what lies are written about George W. Bush... some say he has never pardoned anyone that could have used the reprieve.

  5. gths says:

    Dear President of the United States, please stop exploring ...

    Oh, never mind.