for sake of completeness.

I know many of you have seen these already, but I've talked to a few people who hadn't heard of them, so I feel it is my duty to make sure.

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I, for one, welcome our Japanese foetal rat masters

Design Festa:
"They are clear pregnant rubber dolls with organ parts and veins but that's not the strange part. Each one had an ACTUAL DEAD RAT in the womb. Not a model of a dead rat, not a plastic dead rat. A real, previously living rat baby."

Apparently this is the gentleman responsible. Also with maggots!

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New from EroTech Industries

LoveLump™ is an artificially-engineered transgenic tissue sculpture. It is created using a variety of animal and vegetable DNA strands, which is then mapped onto a host chromosome palette. It is considered to be one of a handful of new species created from the basic building material now available to us through recent breakthroughs in modern science.

A detailed explanation on the some of the inner-workings of this amazing new technology can be found on our Breakthroughs page.

Model LL-002: LoveLump™ Persephone
Destined to be our most popular model, the Persephone will provide its owner with years of enjoyment!

  • Single V-gauge (2cm-10cm) entry port
  • Single R-gauge (1cm-7.5cm) entry port
  • Single reactive appendage (7cm-10cm circumference) with Stimul-Act
  • Duraflex Skinning available in a variety of tone, texture, and hirsutness
Lifespan: 5-7 years
Dimensions: 75cm(L)x35cm(W)x20cm(H)
Weight: 50kg
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start growing your army of atomic supermen now! (ages 10+, batteries not included.)

Discovery DNA Explorer Kit:
  • Centrifuge
  • Magnetic mixer
  • Electrophoresis chamber
  • Test vials
  • Ink samples
  • DNA stain (fabricated to mimic real DNA)
  • Mail order card for first two experiments
  • And lots more

zee dem driffen before you

Apparently Buy Nothing Day went very well this year...

Woman knocked unconscious by trampling shoppers: Patricia VanLester had her eye on a $29 DVD player, but when the siren blared at 6 a.m. Friday announcing the start to the post-Thanksgiving sale, the 41-year-old was knocked to the ground by the frenzy of shoppers behind her. [...] Paramedics called to the store found VanLester unconscious on top of a DVD player, surrounded by shoppers seemingly oblivious to her, said Mark O'Keefe, a spokesman for EVAC Ambulance. [...]

Ellzey said Wal-Mart officials called later Friday to ask about her sister, and the store apologized and offered to put a DVD player on hold for her. "We are very disappointed this happened," Burk said. "We want her to come back as a shopper."