Recently the usual suspects have been hot on the trail of all manner of costume-oriented perversions, such as middle aged men dressing up as RealDolls or cartoons and fluttering around for the camera.

But the one detail that I think it's most important for you to take home with you is that, in Japan, RealDolls do in fact come not only in the expected freakazoid anime style, but also in children's sizes. (A, B, C.) (And no, these are not just mannequins.)

It appears that they also come with removable eyes. If you know what I mean and I think you do.