Interstate 40, the main east-west highway in Oklahoma, was closed for several hours Thursday when about 800 baby pigs spilled on to the road after the truck transporting them overturned, police said Friday.
Several pigs were killed when their vented livestock truck overturned just east of Oklahoma City. And the pigs, all of which were under a year old, had little idea what to do with their first taste of freedom.
The freeway was closed in both directions as state troopers, firemen and ambulance workers doubled as farm hands in a bid to prevent the pigs from running amok in the Oklahoma City suburbs and return them to a pig farm, police said.
Some of the pigs plunged to their deaths when they jumped off a highway bridge near the wreckage as law enforcement officials were closing in for their capture.
James Watson, an Oklahoma state trooper, said the situation would have been much worse if the pigs had been adults. "If these had been full-grown hogs, they would have gone ballistic," Watson said. "We would of had to shoot them."
Several motorists who stopped at the scene asked if they could take home a pig or two in their pickup trucks, Watson said. He added he thinks all of the surviving pigs were captured and being held at a livestock pen in Oklahoma City.
The standard this committee produces will likely form the basis of the US goverment's voting-machine purchases (as well as those of governments abroad), and if there are holes in the standard today, they will be biting our democracies on the ass for decades. There's never been a clearer demonstration that "architecture is politics."
Relatedly, here's another article about the current state of voting machines. It's somewhat more shrill than other articles on the topic I've read, but it covers exactly the same ground.
The American vote-count is controlled by three major corporate players -- Diebold, ES&S, and Sequoia -- with a fourth, Science Applications International Corporation, coming on strong. These companies have been given billions of dollars by the Bush Regime to complete a sweeping computerization of voting machines nationwide by the 2004 election. These glitch-riddled systems -- many using "touch-screen" technology that leaves no paper trail at all -- are almost laughably open to manipulation, according to corporate whistleblowers and computer scientists at Stanford, Johns Hopkins and other universities.
The technology had a trial run in the 2002 midterm elections. [...] A Florida Democrat who lost a similarly "glitched" local election went to court to have the computers examined -- but the case was thrown out by a judge who ruled that the innards of America's voting machines are the "trade secrets" of the private companies who make them.
Does it seem like a good idea to you that the very mechanism of democracy be controlled by a "trade secret" funded by the controlling presidential administration? Me neither.
At the last Thump, they brought in different subwoofers, because apparently they've gotten it in their heads that our very good subs, in their very well designed concrete bunker, aren't good enough. So they replaced ours with rented ones. As far as I could tell, the effect of these was to make it so that if you were standing in the front half of the room, your internal organs were vibrating, but you couldn't actually hear any bass in a musical sense.
You know what it sounds like when you're walking down the street, and some jackass in an SUV full of speakers is trying to prove how small his penis is? Where you can just barely tell that there's music playing, but mostly what you're hearing is the door panels rattling? It sounded pretty much exactly like that.
Apparently they liked it so much that they're planning on doing it every time. Well, whatever, if they want to pay extra to make it sound worse, why should I care?
We've got a full week of interesting stuff coming up, though:
|Sun, Sep 21:|| Flying Tiger Circus: |
This was a fantastic show last year, and several of the same performers are back this time, so I strongly recommend checking this out...
|Tue, Sep 23:|| Crüxshadows + Sunshine Blind: |
Sunshine Blind are a great gothy rock band who have played here twice before (plus, Caroline works here!) I don't know Crüxshadows, but the few MP3s I've heard alternate between "Christian Death" and "VNV Nation", if you can believe that. I'm told they put on a good show.
|Wed, Sep 24:|| St. Vitus Dance + System Syn: |
A pair of industrial/synthpop bands.
|Thu, Sep 25:||Meat, an above-average industrial dance night.|
|Tue, Sep 30:|| God Module, Tesseract7, and Control Theory, |
who have all played here before: God Module is two guys and a laptop; Tesseract7 and Control Theory are industrial rock bands with actual instruments.
Please come and partake of the non-house-music offerings so that we can do more and I don't go insane. Thank you.
Ok, it's the wrong hurricane (this is Lilli, taken from the ISS) but this is a cool picture... It looks like someone pulled the plug out of the bottom of the atmosphere-tub!
A giant star has been caught in the act of swallowing three planets, one after the other, with each "meal" accompanied by a massive eruption.
The star, known as V838 Monocerotis, is about 20,000 light years from Earth. In January 2002, it temporarily became the brightest star in the Milky Way, 600,000 times more luminous than the Sun. [...] Retter and colleague Ariel Marom believe their new analysis of light emissions from the star indicates that it was a red giant that expanded and successively swallowed three relatively massive planets in quick succession. The time between the first and the last engulfment was only about two months.
Stratatech Corporation's core technology is a technique for changing burned or ulcerated skin into healthy new skin. [...] The cells were derived from infant circumcision tissue, which is typically discarded.
They are comprised almost entirely of keratinocyte
cells --the building blocks of human skin. The cultured cells grow into distinct stratified layers, resulting in tissue that's essentially no different from normal skin. [...] The cells are therefore perfect for treating burns and diabetic ulcers --covering the wounds eases the victim's pain and also protects against infections. Animal tests have confirmed that the engineered tissue will effectively cover and even heal wounds, and the company now has recent FDA approval to conduct human clinical trials.
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Allen-Hoffmann stood behind Schurr, her mouth gaping in disbelief as she watched him maneuver an instrument she likens to a "big rolling razor blade" to cut the burnt skin off the farmer's body. "He looked like a butchered animal," she says with a gasp. "Blood was rolling off the table. It was amazing." Once the wound was cleaned and Schurr began applying the lab-grown skin replacement, she understood all too well how her cells might help. "You can hardly even see the skin," which she says looks like plastic wrap and feels like wet toilet paper. "It's very difficult to work with. You can't suture it, so the surgeons stapled it on. The patient had hundreds of little squares stapled all over his body." [...]
While enough of the skin Schurr grafted onto the farmer, a product called Epicel, can be grown to cover a whole person in two weeks, it consists only of an epidermis. Scientists know all the ingredients that go into a dermis, but the structure has them stumped. Like spider's silk, the dermis is an intricately woven material with a three-dimensional structure so complex that it hasn't yet been replicated perfectly in the lab. So Epicel must be glued to an artificial dermis that acts as a scaffold upon which a patient's body can slowly build a new dermis. [...]
What sets Allen-Hoffmann's skin apart from others is that it would be the only one that is just as thick as normal skin. The epidermis would be made of her lab-grown cells, but because of patenting issues the dermis is still a secret. Yet there is a hitch: Since her cells never stop growing, they're called immortal. And there is only one cell type in which immortality is considered normal: cancer. [...] Allen-Hoffmann's cells do divide indefinitely in the lab, but -- interestingly -- in an environment that mimics the human body, they behave like normal skin cells. "We are studying skin grafts for the entire length of the experimental animal's life," she says in her defense, "and we have yet to see any tumors or other characteristics associated with malignancy, such as the cells not obeying tissue boundaries." And actually, those facts completely surprised her: She expected the cells would be cancerous too.
A 2-year-old black bear trapped in a maple tree in Missoula, Mont., tumbled back to earth after being tranquilized and landing on a trampoline, according to a Local 6 News report.
Fish Wildlife and Parks officials used a tranquilizer gun on the 150-pound male bear after several attempts to get the animal down failed Tuesday. Minutes after being shot, the bear dropped out of the tree. During its fall, the animal hit the springs of a trampoline under the tree and catapulted high into the air before landing on the ground. Officials said the bear is fine and will be released into the wild in the morning.
But my script was malfunctioning for a bunch of people, and I finally figured out why. Fucking Unicode again. If $LANG contains "utf8" (which is the default on recent Red Hat systems), then "^\w" doesn't work right, among other things. Check this out:
echo -n "foo.bar" | \
perl -e '$_ = <>; print join (" | ", split (/([^\w]+)/)) . "\n";'
===> "foo | . | bar" (right)
setenv LANG en_US.utf8
echo -n "foo.bar" | \
perl -e '$_ = <>; print join (" | ", split (/([^\w]+)/)) . "\n";'
===> "foo.bar" (wrong!)
It works fine in both cases if you do
perl-5.8.0-88, Red Hat 9. Hate.
The term "nuclear, biological or chemical weapon of mass destruction" applies to "any substance that is designed or has the capability to cause death or serious injury and ... is or contains toxic or poisonous chemicals or their immediate precursors."
And now there's this gem, showing that, in fact, this is Fatherland Security's favored approach, rather than just some loophole being attempted by an insane prosecutor: New Terror Laws Used Vs. Common Criminals:
"Within six months of passing the Patriot Act, the Justice Department was conducting seminars on how to stretch the new wiretapping provisions to extend them beyond terror cases," said Dan Dodson, a spokesman for the National Association of Criminal Defense Attorneys. "They say they want the Patriot Act to fight terrorism, then, within six months, they are teaching their people how to use it on ordinary citizens." [...]
Stefan Cassella, deputy chief for legal policy for the Justice Department's asset forfeiture and money laundering section, said that while the Patriot Act's primary focus was on terrorism, lawmakers were aware it contained provisions that had been on prosecutors' wish lists for years and would be used in a wide variety of cases.