Anti-WTO demonstrators throw liquid feces on Mexican riot police guarding the meeting of the World Trade Organization in Cancun, Mexico on Saturday, Sept. 13, 2003. (AP Photo/Jaime Puebla)
I've had days like that
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They don't mess around. For a minute I wondered how they made the liquid feces so smooth, then I realized I shouldn't really think about that.
Great minds must run along the same gutter, because I was just wondering the same thing.
It kindof looks like coffee...
I think thats the secret ingrediant:
1) Drink Coffee
2) Eat Pea Soup
3) Wait 6-12 Hours
4) Sit on Bucket
5) Go to WTO Meeting
no no no, you're going about this all wrong....
2 things come to my mind..
american tourists...
tap water in mexico..
I think that sums up liquid feces.
naw, they just hired this guy
I stared for five whole seconds trying to see the photoshopped message in that.
I do believe that would get you shot in the good ol' USA.
It would qualify as biological weapons, and thus terrorism.
"The newspaper story says the origins of human communication can be traced to 65 million years ago when, scientists say, vervet monkeys developed a means of communicating via throwing feces at one another. Certainly, their means of communication was crude and, by today's standards, would get them their own show on MTV. Their manner of communicating was only sophisticated enough to warn each other about approaching predators, participate in complex mating rituals and go on Jerry Springer to throw feces at one another."
http://ydr.com/story/mike/11471/
Days like the demonstrators had, or days like the riot police had? Or both?
Both, and also "days like the guy who had to fill the bucket."
hey, you want I should start collecting the, uh, "chunky" spills for you to use at the next protest?
This is why I can't stand most protests and the people who attend them. Why are they doing this to the cops? There are probably a lot of cops in that group who don't like the WTO's actions any more than the feces-throwing demonstrators - they're just doing their jobs. (Granted, there are probably plenty of cops who couldn't give a shit [heh heh] about the WTO, but you can't fling selective liquid poo.)
Why don't the protesters get Super Soakers and squirt poo at the actual WTO members - you know, the people that pose the actual problems?
Because making sense makes their heads go "hurt".
Uh, presumably because they can't get close enough to do so, due to there being riot cops in the way?
Well, thus the squirt guns. Maybe water balloons and one of those cool 3-person launchers would do better? 90 yards is damn good range for shit bombs.
I wonder if you can get an ass attachment for their special water balloon filler...
This is happening in the third world which is on the shitting end of the WTO food chain so it does have a certain poetic charm. Also given the notorious corruption of the Mexican police, I doubt there was much hestitation on the part of the protesters to unleash the poo. Perhaps it would have been more effective to skip even the super soakers and escalate to diverting the open street sewers straight into the police phalanx. But I doubt the WTO held their fling in that part of town...
Yes, like everyone else, my first thoughts were "Where are the lumps?" and "Good shot!"
I think Jamie hit the nail on the head though ... if they could get close enough to the WTO members to complain, there would be no need for protest. However, that's not going to happen, is it?
*stops stating obvious*
Well, it used to happen, until Seattle. Now they try and secret themselves away in some extremely expensive resort they can barb wire for the weekend.
hey, did you notice that the person right above the bucket has yellow on their face...
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that's icky.