"Mister President... wanna go for a ride?"

Dear Oxfam relief workers:
please stop exploring your sexuality.
It freaks us out.
Love, the WTO.

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this right here is why the internet is great

The Poop Report.

And it's been a while since you've checked out doodie.com, hasn't it?

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"stir the text soup"

textsoup -- it only lets you add something every fifteen minutes or so (by IP, presumably.)
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