
28 August 2003 e.v. After refusing many pleas to run for governor, I have reconsidered and now enter the race as an unofficial write-in candidate. After all, why should I remain the ONLY nutcase in California who ain't running?My party, the Guns and Dope Party, invites extremists of both right and left to unite behind our shared goals of:
- Get those pointy-headed Washington bureaucrats off our backs and off our fronts too!
Guns for everybody who wants them; no guns for those who don't want them
Drugs for everybody who wants them; no drugs for those who don't want them
Freedom of choice, free love,free speech, free Internet and free beer
California secession -- Keep the anti-gun and ant-dope fanatics on the Eastern side of the Rockies
Lotsa wild parties every night by gun-toting dopers
Animal protection -- Support your right to keep and arm bears
[...] First order of business on assuming office: Fire 33% of the legislature [names selected at random] and replace them with full-grown adult ostriches, whose mysterious and awesome dignity will elevate the suidean barbarity long established there.
Libertarianism turned up to 11!
Irony, irony where is thy sting?
One of the better RAW descriptions that I´ve heard...
I enjoy Robert Anton Wilson, he's gotta be up there with my top 10 philosophers of all time, and he's still alive! (I THINK)