Our entrenched politicians will say I am selling symbols -- that my tail and my penchant for screaming at the top of my lungs are a smokescreen designed to hide an agenda of unbidden control. But I say, there are enough bananas to go around, and any "leader" who would deny them to the people of California isn't fit to lead our glorious playground. [...] And I will not forget your call to arms. No! I will cry ook eek all the way to the halls of Sacramento. And the world will know that the monkeys are once again in charge of the monkeyhouse.
Monkey for Governor: Bananas for Everyone
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