Elite Force Aviator: George W. Bush - U.S. President and Naval Aviator - 12" Action Figure

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18 Responses:

  1. mightymu says:

    "The Puppet President", indeed.

  2. saveyoursanity says:

    I'm going to buy one.

    And then I'm going to pee on it.

  3. electrofreq says:

    I'm so goin' to buy that, strap an M-80 to his back and relive my childhood...today.

  4. cyeh says:

    I'm trying to figure out what look he has. Is it constipation? Is it the struggle to not pee in his own flight suit?

    • giles says:

      He's trying to figure out what he's feeling the need for. Perhaps speed? Perhaps cocaine? Perhaps urination, as you suggested.

  5. netik says:

    The picture on the box is him waving good bye to your jobs and civil rights.

    Where can I get one of these so i can give it to my cats to destroy?

    • jwz says:

      I wonder how many of you are going to get visits from the Secret Service because of the things you are saying about this plastic doll...

      • grumpy_sysadmin says:

        And anyway, the secret service is probably more interested in Netik's living in a concrete bunker and creating a noise disturbance than it is in his cats destroying dubbya-in-effigy.

  6. mai_neh says:

    is he anatomically correct?

  7. zenmonkeykstop says:

    The funny thing is that the other figures in the Elite Force range are all either modern US or WW2 German.

  8. ckn says:

    The face looks like the bionic man.
    ..is that what they're doing with all the 20 year old dolls they've never sold?

    ...they'd be better off melting them down for the base poly-chemicals.

  9. psymbiotic says:

    Does it have a yellow stripe going down it's back?

    Egan >:p

  10. _revidescent says:

    I have the most fabulous pink party dress from my old barbie collection... mwahahaha!

  11. azul_ros says:

    Yeah, he's an elite force. An elitist trying to force his ethics/morals on the entire World!
    Somehow I can't quite imagine any little kid seeing one of these & saying "Mommy! I want one of those for Christmas!" It would be fun to have one so you could place the doll in situations he wouldn't be caught dead in & then make a photographic series as an artistic/social statement. Hmmm....
    Maybe the toy sellers will cash in after all, from people like us who want to destroy his image!! HAHAHA

  12. deeptape says:

    Is he the first president to get merchandized in this way?