"you have to turn on the lights right now!"
here, take this glow stick. you can either use it to illuminate the floor and look for your phone that your dumb self lost, or alternatively, you can shove it up your own ass. the choice is yours.
Wow... I like your new photo technique. It reminds me a lot of Duchamp's "Nude Descending A Staircase 2", or Balla's Dynamismi of a Dog On a Leash"... but so much cooler.
I wonder if anyone makes a reasonably fast and powerful battery powered strobe light... hmm....
(Sorry. I guess it just takes me three tries to get a reply right this early in the morning.)
or like a fair ammount of Beksinskihttp://www.elp.it/bygothic/img/arte/beksinski/zdzislaw_beksinski_1978_6.jpeghttp://peintre.beksinski.free.fr/0612.htmlhttp://peintre.beksinski.free.fr/0406.htmlhttp://peintre.beksinski.free.fr/0906.htmlhttp://peintre.beksinski.free.fr/0902.htmlhttp://peintre.beksinski.free.fr/0809.htmlhttp://www.gnosis.art.pl/iluminatornia/sztuka_o_inspiracji/zdzislaw_beksinski/zdzislaw_beksinski_1974.htm
i think you should take some kinda artsy shot of all the passports/driving licences/other random unclaimed bits of id. that'd rule.